south jersey

The better part of New Jersey. Yes, we have Camden, but overall we are the better half of the state. House prices aren't ridiculous, we have fewer factories, and we have the Jersey Shore. Plus, we roll with Philly, which is a much cleaner and less shitty city than New York.
by Dewey June 22, 2004
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bizzo

A girl who has had sex with three or more guys in a certain fraternity. Viewed as a cheap slut who loves that one certain greek organziation.
Yo we ran the train on that bizzo, all of us fucked her in one night.
by Dewey September 30, 2004
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canada

A smaller version of the United States, according to Homer Simpson.
Bart: "We have to go to Canada."

Homer: "Why should we leave America for America Jr.?"
by Dewey June 21, 2004
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masuimi

When I saw a naked pic of Masuimi Max, I almost busted a nut.
by Dewey June 02, 2004
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declare bull

A profanity-free phrase substituted for the word "bullshit." Invented by my little brother.
What, you won't give me my allowance for this week? I declare bull!!
by Dewey August 05, 2004
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Taco Death

Another name for Taco Bell. Used because Taco Bell is very high in fat, with tendencies to cause explosive diarrhea or heart attacks.
I got explosive diarrhea from the Taco Death that I had for dinner earlier tonight.
by Dewey June 30, 2004
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failadelphia

The fact that all Philly sports teams often come so close to winning a championship, but fall just short every time. Philly teams haven't won a title since 1983; every city with at least three teams (except Cleveland) has had at least one of them win a title since then, even Phoenix!
The curse of Failadelphia was prevalent in 2004, as the Eagles and Flyers lost in their league semifinals. It even spread to other sports, as St. Joes basketball fell just short of the Final Four and Smarty Jones barely lost the Belmont Stakes in his bid for the Triple Crown.
by Dewey June 16, 2004
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