Devon Parsons's definitions

Funute

To be funny and cute at the same time.

The video of the kitten running into the screen door was funute.

by Devon Parsons January 13, 2009

Relationship Scale

A measuring tool used to assess which Relationship Level two people are at. A scale from Level One to Level Ten.

According to the Relationship Scale Level Two is a Public Meeting.

by Devon Parsons March 16, 2009

Big Boss Thrust

A powerful sexual thrust that reminds/shows the woman who is boss. It may hurt the woman from time to time.

Last night I gave her Big Boss Thrust.

by Devon Parsons March 16, 2009

public meeting

A date that goes no further than coffee, lunch, dinner, or a movie.

I had a public meeting with a woman today. I wanted a private meeting but she insisted we go out for coffee.

by Devon Parsons January 20, 2009

Relationship Intensity

The degree of emotional strength that exists between two people. Relationship Intensity (RI) equals Relationship Level (RL) multiplied by Progression Time (PT), for each level, multiplied by Total Time Invested (TI).
RI = (RL x PT) x TI

Relationship Intensity for someone in a Facebook confirmed relationship for 30 days would be 9000.
RI = (10 x 30) x 30 = 9000

by Devon Parsons March 16, 2009

Progression Time

The amount of time, measured in days, a person remains at a particular Relationship Level.

Bruce's Progression Time on Level One was seven days.

by Devon Parsons March 16, 2009

Time Invested

The total amount of time, measured in days, banked in a relationship. Beginning at Level One on the Relationship Scale.

Bruce's Time Invested was 30 days.

by Devon Parsons March 16, 2009