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Yidiot, why did you do that!
by Devon Parsons March 12, 2009

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by Devon Parsons March 16, 2009

The degree of emotional strength that exists between two people. Relationship Intensity (RI) equals Relationship Level (RL) multiplied by Progression Time (PT), for each level, multiplied by Total Time Invested (TI).
RI = (RL x PT) x TI
RI = (RL x PT) x TI
Relationship Intensity for someone in a Facebook confirmed relationship for 30 days would be 9000.
RI = (10 x 30) x 30 = 9000
RI = (10 x 30) x 30 = 9000
by Devon Parsons March 16, 2009

I had a public meeting with a woman today. I wanted a private meeting but she insisted we go out for coffee.
by Devon Parsons January 20, 2009

A meeting between too people in public. A pre-private meeting. Getting coffee, going to a movie, and going out to dinner, are all public meetings. An outing. Women call them dates.
by Devon Parsons March 16, 2009

The total amount of time, measured in days, banked in a relationship. Beginning at Level One on the Relationship Scale.
by Devon Parsons March 16, 2009
