Devil's definitions

Dirty Bird

A chick who doesn't change her panties.

"Damn that bitch is one dirty muthafuckin bird"

by Devil November 29, 2003

Master of Reality

What some flabby loser probably proclaimed himself while living in his mom's basement until 35.

"I know all! For I am the Master of Reality! Damn it, why isn't AOL connecting??"

by Devil October 21, 2003

Marge Simpson

The only cartoon MILF I can think of.

Marge Simpson should have kept the implants.

by Devil October 3, 2003

Crush

To love someone so much that you would like to physically crush them.

1."I have a crush on so-and-so."
2."I want to crush him."

by Devil November 5, 2003

yugi

Whether you're referring to Yugi himself or his "puzzle spirit", he is a unique-looking character with what may be the strangest-looking hair in anime. Along with his red-tint frazzled hair with yellow stripes, he also wears his "Millenium Puzzle" around his neck, and his sense of fashion would suggest that he has a thing for bondage.

"Yugi, trust in the heart of the cards!"
"Shut up, grampa!"

by Devil August 18, 2003

backdraft

When a woman farts during anal sex. For a select few, this is looked at as something lovely or sexy.

When she farted during anal sex, it turned me on so much that I filled her ass completely.

by Devil January 4, 2004

Trophy

Something that serves no actual purpose, yet is there to make you feel big. Such as an object given to you for winning a game, or a woman.

"This is Barbara, my trophy wife. God, I hate her."

by Devil October 22, 2003