Deshawn Thomas's definitions

wese

A white person who tries to act mexican. For those of you who don't get it; mexicans commonly call themselves ese's, white people can't call mexicans this.

Jesus: Look at Clark wearing all his mexico stuff, and listening to mexican rap, and he is white holmes.
Juan: what a wese, lets jump him holmes.

by Deshawn Thomas December 4, 2005

Phone Smack

When you take out your phone (preferibly a flip phone) and smack a bitch

Anthony: If that bitch dosent shut up I am going to phone smack her
Quenten: I'll jack her shit after

by Deshawn Thomas January 28, 2006

Tickets

A word used as code for talking about someting illegal (drugs or alcohol, if you are underaged) in public.

Guy 1: are we going to pregame before the basketball game.
Guy 2: hell yea I got some tickets in my car.

by Deshawn Thomas March 10, 2007

chanquia

a sterotypical black girl huge tits and ass, but is really ugly

Look at that chanquia her ass is huge

by Deshawn Thomas November 24, 2005

mafia

Crazier than the bloods and the crips put together and unlike the bloods and the crips they have brains

Jim: Another guy got killed execution style today, he tried to fuck with the mafia and they killed him
Tom: Those guys are crazier than the bloods and crips put together
Jim: yea, plus you can't outsmart them like bloods and cirps
Tom: right, white people aren't complete dumbasses
Jim: could u imagine an asain mafia they could kung-fu ur ass death and they are smart as hell.

by Deshawn Thomas February 9, 2006

phone beat

when you take out your ghetto ass old phone that dosent filp and beat the shit out of someone

After Nikkil wallet smacked me I wanted to phone smack him back, but since my phone dosent flip I had to phone beat him

by Deshawn Thomas January 31, 2006

foxoholic

someone who is so foxy its intoxicating, often used sarcastically

Easy Jeesy: You have some serious foxoholics on your datamatch
Great White Hope: I know man these girls are all uglyer than most chaquias
Deshawn: put that shit on urban its genius

by Deshawn Thomas February 14, 2006