Definitions by Derek Todd

Chainsaw Job 

When a Man Lines up 6 or more women in a row on their knees, and with an erect penis, Runs his penis back and forth amongst the Puckered lips for the women, Thus looking like The Blades on a chainsaw.

Derek took the Entire College Cheerleader Squad to Dinner, and was gracious enought to pay, so all the girls returned the favor with a chainsaw job.

Todd Chainsaw Jobbed all the teachers he never liked because he knew they wouldn't appreciate it.

Chainsaw Job by Derek Todd August 16, 2009

Kia Toe 

Much Like a Camel Toe, it is a visible woman's labia that can be seen through jeans, however, the difference between a Camel Toe and a Kia Toe, is that it is often seen specifically on handicapped women, and it gets the name Kia, because it resembles a motor vehicle.

Amanda's Kia Toe was Visible from Space.

Stu had a hard time picking out a new wheel chair, that was Kia Toe accessible.

Kia Toe by Derek Todd August 16, 2009

Cum Hammer

If you dont know what a dick is by now, you're in a lot of trouble.

I have a Cum Hammer.

I use my cum hammer to nail broads to matressess.

I alos have a Cum Hammer.

Cum Hammer by Derek Todd August 16, 2009

Passenger Siding 

The act of failing with picking up girls from the passenger side of your moms Station wagon.

I was sending a shout out to my latinas in the hood, and she said "Whitey, you bugging if you think your gonna passenger side me in my own neighborhood, get outta here before i cut you".

I was Passenger Siding.

Passenger Siding by Derek Todd August 16, 2009