Definitions by Densest

teacher 

An idiot who couldnt finish college so they became a state teacher.
They hate you, and theybonly give you 10 hours of homework.
And if you wanted march to be a happy month than FUCK YOU, READ THE WHOLE BOOK WHEN WE ONLY ASK 2 QUESTIONS.

you dont use teacher in a sentence, use cunt instead

teacher by Densest March 1, 2017

dad 

He may be kinda dumb, but hey, atleast he doest give you fucking bipolar disorder fir the rest of your life.

Dad is working hard, while your mom is sitting inside "working" when she is really just watching some shitty soap opera.

dad by Densest March 1, 2017

mom

Someone who gives you any kind of mental disorder, from bipolar disorder, depression, and anxiety.
They also make sure to get your self esteem as low as possible, so that you lose 3 years of your life trying to get it back.
And if you arent a smart little teacher's pet? Haha i hope you didnt need that 2% of self esteem left inside you.

Son: hey mom, i got a mediocre grade, sorry about that, im gonna do better next time
After hearing that, mom goes into "bitch mode" and proceeds to make you feel like shit again.

mom by Densest March 1, 2017

Edgy 

as stated by Daria
Edgy occurs when middlebrown middle aged profiteers are looking to suck the energy not to mention spending money out of the "youth culture". So they come up with this fake concept of seeming to be dangerous when every move they make is the result of market research an a corporate master plan.

or in a nutshell every facebook user that is under the age of 18

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Edgy by Densest November 7, 2016