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Mom

A cunt that:
*pulls out flaws you dont have just to make you do whatever she fucking wants
*Gives you several mental disorders like anxiety and depression
*blames her shitty job at raising you on technology and anything you like
by Densest March 18, 2017
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Hangover

When you drink lots of beer or wine and shit and you decide to sleep.
You wont remember when or how you slept, but you will definetly vomit somewhere that isnt the bathroom.
Hangovers are what seperate me from the trippy feeling of being drunk.
If they didnt happen i would gladly just drink all day till im drunk and everything goes trippy.
by Densest March 18, 2017
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osu

A great free rythm game based off another rythm game no one cares about.
You can play community made beatmaps, if yiu dont know what they are its a map with ANY song.
The community is fucking garbage though, with 3 types of players
1) the guy who tries to reach the highest rank ever, usually has 100+ beatmaps in his pc. Usually fine.
2) the beatmap creator, they are either making those awful slow and boring bestmaps with no background or they are so obsesed that they make mind blowing stuff. These guys are nice...unless they are the last type of person aswell
3) weebs who joined because the game has anime like characters. These giys are the people who ruin the game, especially the chat. You see these guys playing fnaf beatmaps or one of their shitty sword art online covers. Their dictionary is of course filled with poorly pronounced japanese words...

Yeah its a good game
Player 1: hey bro look at my stats, almost to the top
Beatmaper: cool, hey play this map i made.
Weeb: OMG DO YOU HAVE SWORD ART ONLINE MAPS DESU :3333
Beatmaper: please fuck off

The beatmapper gets muted, cause the mute system for the chat is garbage.

Player 1: you are the reason osu is called the weeb game you miserable twat
by Densest March 1, 2017
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Defense Force

A term used by people who are too stupid to form any other arguement agaisnt the fans of a product.
"Here comes the Defense Force to protect their product, they are mega virgins!!1!111!1!11111!!!!!!!!1!1
by Densest May 25, 2018
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Rush Attack

A fast and continuous battle cry, usually used when rapidly attacking your opponent.
Rush attacks:

ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA, OOORAH!

MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA, MUDAAAA!

ARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARI, Arivederci!

VOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLA, Volare VIA!

DORARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARA, DORAAAH!

HORAHORAHORAHORAHORAHORAHORAHORAHORAHORAHORAHORAHORAHORAHORAHORAHORA!
by Densest December 23, 2018
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Urban Dictionary Names

The most toxic definitions on this damned website.
The people who write these only define their own names to feel better when they are just fucking losers.
They eiter say something about how good gals they are or how long their schlong is, when infact they are just the local high school bitch and a weeb with a 2 inch dick.
Stay away from these.
George is an 11 year old boy, he just found this cool website called Urban Dictionary.
George thought he could make a definition, so he chose to define his own name:
"George is a beutiful boi thet pleis minkref and has long dikk limp biscuit"
In real life, george is just a disqusting disfunctional member of society, that just started the worst trend on this damned website.
URBAN DICTIONARY NAMES
by Densest April 6, 2017
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Edgy

as stated by Daria
Edgy occurs when middlebrown middle aged profiteers are looking to suck the energy not to mention spending money out of the "youth culture". So they come up with this fake concept of seeming to be dangerous when every move they make is the result of market research an a corporate master plan.

or in a nutshell every facebook user that is under the age of 18
ARE YOU READY TO CUT EDGE KIDZZZ
WELL COME TO THE ULTRA EDGY EDGE PARK 2001 PROMO EXTREME WHERE YOU CAN PREORDER EDGY ZOMBIE EDGIER CUTTER FOR 40 EDGY DOLLARS
by Densest November 7, 2016
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