Densest's definitions
Soccer moms are usually wearing sweaters and have long hair. If they arent hunting for after school activities to ruin her children's afternoon, she is screaming at a poor gamespot empoloyee for giving her kids a copy of gta. They think their kids are angels, and tries to keep them innocent, and by that i mean she doesnt let them watch tv at night, play video games or go on the internet because its "Full of porn and porn is bad". And to top that, she makes "healthy food" that should be something like a homemade soup or some toast, but is actually a fucking disqusting version of a big mac which is actually EVEN MORE UNHEALTHY. Dont try to drive away cause they will get your car destroyed and they will complain for a scratch
Soccer moms have a tendency to act like spoiled teenagers, because thats where their hopes and dreams died
by Densest August 4, 2017
Get the Soccer mommug. When you drink lots of beer or wine and shit and you decide to sleep.
You wont remember when or how you slept, but you will definetly vomit somewhere that isnt the bathroom.
You wont remember when or how you slept, but you will definetly vomit somewhere that isnt the bathroom.
Hangovers are what seperate me from the trippy feeling of being drunk.
If they didnt happen i would gladly just drink all day till im drunk and everything goes trippy.
If they didnt happen i would gladly just drink all day till im drunk and everything goes trippy.
by Densest March 18, 2017
Get the Hangovermug. Rush attacks:
ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA, OOORAH!
MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA, MUDAAAA!
ARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARI, Arivederci!
VOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLA, Volare VIA!
DORARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARA, DORAAAH!
HORAHORAHORAHORAHORAHORAHORAHORAHORAHORAHORAHORAHORAHORAHORAHORAHORA!
ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA, OOORAH!
MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA, MUDAAAA!
ARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARI, Arivederci!
VOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLA, Volare VIA!
DORARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARA, DORAAAH!
HORAHORAHORAHORAHORAHORAHORAHORAHORAHORAHORAHORAHORAHORAHORAHORAHORA!
by Densest December 23, 2018
Get the Rush Attackmug. Pornography based off the popular game character sonic the hedgehog.
Its really traumatising to find amy getting fisted from FUCKING BIG THE CAT by searching SONIC MANIA GAMEPLAY!
The pornography isnt even drawn well, it looks like shit on ms paint.
The only people who like this traumatising garbage are furries who want to fuck a 12 year old hedgehog.
Its really traumatising to find amy getting fisted from FUCKING BIG THE CAT by searching SONIC MANIA GAMEPLAY!
The pornography isnt even drawn well, it looks like shit on ms paint.
The only people who like this traumatising garbage are furries who want to fuck a 12 year old hedgehog.
by Densest March 1, 2017
Get the Sonic hentaimug. Someone who gives you any kind of mental disorder, from bipolar disorder, depression, and anxiety.
They also make sure to get your self esteem as low as possible, so that you lose 3 years of your life trying to get it back.
And if you arent a smart little teacher's pet? Haha i hope you didnt need that 2% of self esteem left inside you.
They also make sure to get your self esteem as low as possible, so that you lose 3 years of your life trying to get it back.
And if you arent a smart little teacher's pet? Haha i hope you didnt need that 2% of self esteem left inside you.
Son: hey mom, i got a mediocre grade, sorry about that, im gonna do better next time
After hearing that, mom goes into "bitch mode" and proceeds to make you feel like shit again.
After hearing that, mom goes into "bitch mode" and proceeds to make you feel like shit again.
by Densest March 1, 2017
Get the mommug. The inevitable cycle of the sonic the hedgehog fanbase, where a game will be once considered amazing or terrible, but then the opinion gets a complete reversal by being too "overrated" or "an underrated classic".
A few examples of the Sonic Cycle:
Sonic Unleashed came out and was panned badly, nowadays its considered one if not T H E best sonic game by a large part of the fanbase.
Sonic Adventure 2 came out and got very great scores, and some even considered it a masterpiece, but people considered it overrated for such a long time that its considered a terrible game...
The next victim of the sonic cycle might be sonic forces, the newest sonic game, which was panned by polygon a.k.a. Diet IGN.
Sonic Unleashed came out and was panned badly, nowadays its considered one if not T H E best sonic game by a large part of the fanbase.
Sonic Adventure 2 came out and got very great scores, and some even considered it a masterpiece, but people considered it overrated for such a long time that its considered a terrible game...
The next victim of the sonic cycle might be sonic forces, the newest sonic game, which was panned by polygon a.k.a. Diet IGN.
by Densest November 24, 2017
Get the Sonic Cyclemug. Originally an insult in japanese meaning "someone who stays inside their house because they are a fucking loser".
In the magnificent country of eagles, mcdonalds and freedom (as they say), this word is used by their most hated spieces, the weaboo.
They are the same people that call themselves nerds because they think it makes them look like some kind of a cool guy/gal, but only with japanese cartoons that feature little girls with tits the size of a skyscrapper.
Poor guys, have to deal with these creatures...
In the magnificent country of eagles, mcdonalds and freedom (as they say), this word is used by their most hated spieces, the weaboo.
They are the same people that call themselves nerds because they think it makes them look like some kind of a cool guy/gal, but only with japanese cartoons that feature little girls with tits the size of a skyscrapper.
Poor guys, have to deal with these creatures...
by Densest April 23, 2017
Get the Otakumug.