Dennisisevil's definitions

red baron

-Manfred Von Richtofen. One of the greatest WW1 aces, Flew a blood red Fokker Tri-plane with the Iron Cross painted on the side. Shot down over 80 Allied aircraft.

-When a girl is having her period.

OH NOOOOO! Run for your lives, men! The red baron is flying into town!

by Dennisisevil October 24, 2005

tuner

A piece of crap foreign car made to look like a racecar. Usually piloted by some wigger. Typical add-ons include a giant wing that does nothing, a PS2 or XBox, tons of cheasy ground fx, a pathetic looking hoodscoop, all kids of window stickers for parts the driver doesn't own, and of course a coffee can looking muffler to make the car sound like an angry lawnmower.

Driver 1:Look at my Honda I'm bad homes I'm bad I drive a tuner.
Driver 2: Oh shut up everyone knows that chunk of crap used to be your grandma's grocery getter.

by DennisIsEvil May 1, 2006

Cock-block

Anyone or anything that gets in the way of you getting some. The cock-block can be male,female, or inanimate. Many cock-blocks can't get any themselves so they try to stop somebody else. If they ain't scorin' nobody's scorin'. No scene is too embarassing in their undying quest to prevent your action. If your buddy's a cockblock don't bring him or her.

1. My old boss, Bob is such a cock-block. He won't let any of us guys chat with the female employees.

2. My car was a cock-block. It broke down on my way to the party so I couldn't go and possibly hook-up. I had to wait for the tow-truck to come and tow me home.

by DennisIsEvil April 12, 2006

ice queen

A frigid bitch who thinks her shit doesn't stink and ignores men's advances and usually whines about everything. If you got an ice queen on your arm kick her out the door because you have no chance in hell of slipping the beef to this one.

My ex is a frigid ice queen whose primary language is complaints

by DennisIsEvil July 7, 2007

dome

Somebody's head. Can also refer to being hit in the head with something.

Joe forgot to wear his hardhat while working and got domed by a two by four.

by DennisIsEvil December 28, 2005

asshole puncher

A guy who likes to fuck other men in the ass. When you find one mace `em in the eyes and run.

Watch out boys Bob is an asshole puncher.

by DennisIsEvil July 11, 2007

Snus

A great alternative for when you can't smoke. Camel Snus is the best. Such a sin only a fistful of stores on the east coast sell it. You can also save the little tin for stuff like loose change. While the tin says the flavor lasts up to 30 minutes I have chewed some for up to 3 hours.

I do Snus because it gives me knowledge.

by DennisIsEvil February 8, 2008