foilhatters

Rabid conspiracy theorists. Known for their favorite fashion accesory, The hat made of tinfoil. Favorite fodder includes The President, extraterrestrials, celebrities, or their parents.

Avoid any conversations with foilhatters at all costs if you value your sanity.

by DennisIsEvil April 15, 2006

Powerpoop

A strategically planned trip to the bathroom while at work. Often occurs shortly before quitting time or before breaks or lunch. This is often done to spend less time working.

15 minutes to closing time. Looks like time for a powerpoop.

by DennisIsEvil April 30, 2006

The God Card

Similar to The Hitler Card, The God card is when one evokes the name of God or some other religious deity into a debate. Usually their logic is that their opponent's position goes against the word of God and often times they include religious scripture. This is Usually done as alast ditch effort by someone who does not have anything even remotely resembling rational reasons for their position and feels the need to appeal to their opponents religious beliefs or blind faith to steer the argument into their religon.

The God Card often comes into play on issues like abortion, war, or politics.

by dennisisevil June 29, 2006

interstate pace car

The police car. Usually a Chevy Impala or Crown Victoria marked or unmarked. Much like it's NASCAR counterpart when it appears Everyone instinctively slows down and drives in double single file lines and nobody dares to pass it.

Uh-Oh it's the interstate pace car everybody slow down.

by DennisIsEvil April 15, 2006

dial

The thing on your t.v. or radio that you turn to turn off music or shows that you deem "offensive". Puritans like the FCC and PTC seem to have no concept that this exists and believe that they need to censor everything in existance so there children grow up to be comfortably numb victims.

If you don't like what's on your t.v. use the dial and change the channel dumbass.

by Dennisisevil October 20, 2005

cherry picker

Someone at work who saves all the good or easy jobs for himself and his buddies. Also applies to an athlete who only plays when he feels like it or when he can come in and take all the glory for himself.

Damn Jeff is such a cherry picker. He took the easy job and dumped all the grunt work off on us.

by DennisIsEvil August 22, 2006

harley davidson

A once proud brand of motorcycles that were originally only owned by legit badasses back in the day. Sadly sometime in the `80s posers got into the act and Harley Davidson began to become more concerned with merchandising rather than building decent bikes and it became acceptable for doctors, lawyers, and fat bald guys having a midlife crisis to ride Harleys.

If you own a Harley Davidson edition anything you're not a bad-ass you're a pathetic poser urinating allover the once proud name of Harley Davidson. Fuckin' trendys always ruin everything.

Harley Davidson is now the very definition of selling out.

by DennisIsEvil July 15, 2006