DennisIsEvil's definitions

dingleberry

One who always feels a need to tagalong often uninvited. One who follows somebody everywhere.

Jimbo's little brother is being a dingleberry and following me everywhere.

by DennisIsEvil December 28, 2005

assclown

Someone who considers it his or her sworn to duty to act like a complete ass at all times.
Assclownery: the act of being an assclown.

Anybody from the show jackass is an assclown

by DennisIsEvil October 19, 2005

poopscrapes

The hard scabs on poopstains left in your undies. Wipe your grubby ass better next time you grungy mudderfudder.

Tom failed his job interview because his poopscrapes on his grungy underwear stunk and his boss didn't enjoy the rank odors.

by DennisIsEvil October 6, 2006

Football Factory

A college that basically doesn't give a crap about academics only how many more butts it can put in the stadium. Usually inhabited by brain-dead jocks who will more than likely end-up pumping gas when they get out of school.

That school is a football factory.

by DennisIsEvil October 19, 2005

Powerpoop

A strategically planned trip to the bathroom while at work. Often occurs shortly before quitting time or before breaks or lunch. This is often done to spend less time working.

15 minutes to closing time. Looks like time for a powerpoop.

by DennisIsEvil April 30, 2006

causehead

One who always feels the need to be protesting or joining some cause such as greenpeace or PeTA. Causeheads are habitual joiners and often end up abandoning a previous cause for another more promising one.

Protestors who always feel the need to jump from one cause to another or a bunch of causes at once are causeheads.

by DennisIsEvil October 15, 2005

sausage-central

Anywhere a sausage party is taking place. Namely anywhere the number of guys far exceeds the number of women.

Man, That place is sausage-central. There ain't one chick anywhere.

by DennisIsEvil October 16, 2005