DennisIsEvil's definitions

fantasy sports

A great way to make sure sex won't be happening and you'll be spending lots of time sitting around the basement with a bunch of fat sweaty dorks.

Guy: I'm in severe danger of getting laid. This chick is nympho who ain't had sex in a month whaddo I Do?
Buddy: Don't worry I'll save you with some fantasy sports. Bros befo hos.

by DennisIsEvil August 22, 2006

funzallo

Being poor and having no money. a contraction of Funds are low. say funds are low real fast.

I'd like to buy some new shoes but I got the funzallo.

by Dennisisevil December 13, 2005

Football Factory

A college that basically doesn't give a crap about academics only how many more butts it can put in the stadium. Usually inhabited by brain-dead jocks who will more than likely end-up pumping gas when they get out of school.

That school is a football factory.

by DennisIsEvil October 19, 2005

poopscrapes

The hard scabs on poopstains left in your undies. Wipe your grubby ass better next time you grungy mudderfudder.

Tom failed his job interview because his poopscrapes on his grungy underwear stunk and his boss didn't enjoy the rank odors.

by DennisIsEvil October 6, 2006

Powerpoop

A strategically planned trip to the bathroom while at work. Often occurs shortly before quitting time or before breaks or lunch. This is often done to spend less time working.

15 minutes to closing time. Looks like time for a powerpoop.

by DennisIsEvil April 30, 2006

causehead

One who always feels the need to be protesting or joining some cause such as greenpeace or PeTA. Causeheads are habitual joiners and often end up abandoning a previous cause for another more promising one.

Protestors who always feel the need to jump from one cause to another or a bunch of causes at once are causeheads.

by DennisIsEvil October 15, 2005

asshole puncher

A guy who likes to fuck other men in the ass. When you find one mace `em in the eyes and run.

Watch out boys Bob is an asshole puncher.

by DennisIsEvil July 11, 2007