Dennis Scott's definitions

cleansneisure

Embarking on self hygiene maintanence in the form of a shower, and immediately realising one's absence of a towel

(Sounds of dismay)
Mother: Norbert! Norbert honey what's wrong!?!?!
Norbert: Just had a cleansneisure!

by Dennis Scott April 4, 2004

homoerrata

A situation whereby a male who is sexually inclined towards other males mistakes another male as being homosexual, and thus proceeds to attempt to win his heart.

Trent: Hey there big boy, I hear they call you Fat Tony... ;)
Ant: I'm not gay
Trent: I'm so sorry, I could have sworn that you ride the man train.
Ant: That's alright, just an innocent case of homoerrata...

by Dennis Scott August 10, 2004

Harsem

A lyrical error made by someone singing along to a song. Includes either getting the lyrics completely incorrect, or singing them in the wrong place.

Hutch: Hey Sonny-Bill i love that song from topgun.....'Likely..to be....danger prone.....'
Sonny-Bill: Haha thats a massive Harsem its 'Highway to the Danger Zone'

by Dennis Scott October 10, 2003

Coig

The sound a sponge makes whilst being relieved of its wetness.

Dude!!! Did you hear that coig!!!

by Dennis Scott September 16, 2003

bandeezy

A piece of synthetic or natural fabric, often of an exotic visual layout, designed to swaddle a person's exterior such as their arm or head.

Jive Bunny: Dawwg where should I throw my bandeezy - on my fucking arm or on my head?

Maverick: Duuuuuude!??!?! DUUUUUDE WHAT'S UP WITH THIS!!!!! DUUUUUUDE SHE CREASED MY FUCKING JEANS!!!

Jive Bunny: Dawg what's up with that!!

by Dennis Scott August 9, 2004

gnawking

intentionally avoiding stepping on imperfections, including lines and cracks, in a pavement or pathway

Hutch: Nooooooooooo!
Sonny-Bill: What's wrong Hutch?
Hutch: I stepped on a crack!!
Sonny-Bill: Ohh! You dirty gnawker

by Dennis Scott October 10, 2003

schnasm

When one pokes a cooking utensil into a sausage during the culinary process known as a barbeque, thus causing its contents to recalibrate into a form unrecognisable to its original shape.

Sonny Bill: Oh deadset that's the worst schnasm I've ever seen.
Hutch: Calm down, I had to use a plastic fork.

by Dennis Scott April 12, 2004