Definitions by Dennis Dragon

Turd-Burgler 

The guy who comes and steals the dog shit off your lawn ..

“that son of a bitchin’ turd-Burgler was in my yard last night and he stole all the dog shit !!”

Turd-Burgler by Dennis Dragon August 29, 2019

King-a-ling 

A larger than average ding-a-ling.

"Hang on a minute man, I've gotta go to the bathroom and relieve the 'ol king-a-ling."

King-a-ling by Dennis Dragon September 12, 2006

anal-eze

I lubricant/suppository used for the anal cavity that has novacaine in it to dull the pain caused by a large penis. Could be used on a man or woman, which ever way you swing.

Lisa complained alot about my penis size until I used anal-eze. Now she hardly(no pun intended) feels a thing!

anal-eze by Dennis Dragon August 25, 2006

Charlie Sheen 

Bagging a girl while intoxicated and paying for it and trying to bag her girlfriend or group of girlfriends at the same time and rate.

Sheila was really hot. After a round of sex, I tried to Charlie Sheen her girlfriends but they wouldn't take the "spare change" I had.

Charlie Sheen by Dennis Dragon August 17, 2006