Denis Baldwin's definitions

rockabilly

A music fusing country, rock and bluegrass into a style full of energy and cynicism. Think "Reverend Horton Heat".

Horton Heat rocked that rockabilly show last night.

by Denis Baldwin September 24, 2003

jager

Short for "Jagermeister", this is a drink that originated from Germany as a cough syrup.

I took a shot of jager and I shot my woman down.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

NUNCHAKU

Commonly called "nunchucks", these are wood, plastic or other cylindrical material, connected by a chain or cord, to form a close-combat weopon.

The common strike method is the wrist snap, spinning the "chucks" around the pivots in the chain, striking your enemy multiple times quickly.

I whipped his ass like Jackie Chan with my NUNCHAKU.

by Denis Baldwin December 19, 2003

The Captain

- An upstanding term to describe a large bottle of Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum.

- A man's penis

I called up The Captain and said "Please bring me my death in a gallon jug". The captain abliged.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

devolvesucks

A creature of Detroit Techno Legend. Word has it that Devolve Sucks.

I was hanging out at the Works when I get hugged by a Metrosexual. Man, devolve sucks.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

Guinness

BRILLIANT!

A dark stout beer of Irish origin. It drinks like a meal, thick and consistent.

Another round of Guinness for my brothers!

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

monster garage

A television show on the Discover Channel that is hosted by Jesse James. They do crazy custom conversions of cars, bikes, boats and other cool stuff.

Did you see the turbo boat they made into a car on Monster Garage?

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004