Denis Baldwin's definitions

Orange County Choppers

A custom motorcycle shop in Orange County, California that makes bikes for celebrities and the otherwise overtly rich. Led by a father and his sons, they have taken their shop on the small screen for the "OCC" television show.

I was cruising through Malibu when I saw Shaq on one of his custom Orange County Choppers

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

NUNCHAKU

Commonly called "nunchucks", these are wood, plastic or other cylindrical material, connected by a chain or cord, to form a close-combat weopon.

The common strike method is the wrist snap, spinning the "chucks" around the pivots in the chain, striking your enemy multiple times quickly.

I whipped his ass like Jackie Chan with my NUNCHAKU.

by Denis Baldwin December 19, 2003

The Captain

- An upstanding term to describe a large bottle of Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum.

- A man's penis

I called up The Captain and said "Please bring me my death in a gallon jug". The captain abliged.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

kopyboi

Any guy who has a Bachelors Degree (or greater) but is still working at Kinkos for $10/hour.

They like to work the night shift and date crazy bitches.

My roommate Andy is a Kopyboi.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

Catholic Schoolgirl

A girl in uniform, usually with a short skirt, easily seen panties, pigtails and a button up top.

They are so fucking hot I could burst.

That Catholic Schoolgirl needs to get closer to God. Perhaps my dick will be her diety of choice today.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

nooner

Sex done at lunch, your lunch break or around noon. Made famous by Al Bundy of "Married with Children".

I set the sammich on her head while she sucked my shit dry. Nooners rock.

by Denis Baldwin December 22, 2003

darkcube

Protege' of denisbaldwin and linder, This tubby bastard rocks the decks at low rent discos around Detroit.

Often seen performing the shocker on rave sluts and dealing cocaine out his trenchcoat, darkcube is truly a gangsta's gangsta.

I was out cruisin Gratiot when I saw Darkcube punch a cop right up in the eye.

by Denis Baldwin December 19, 2003