Definitions by Denis Baldwin

kopyboi 

Any guy who has a Bachelors Degree (or greater) but is still working at Kinkos for $10/hour.

They like to work the night shift and date crazy bitches.

My roommate Andy is a Kopyboi.

kopyboi by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

cokeheads 

A group of cocaine users.

They are usually found huddled around a coffee table with a top made of glass cutting lines or dbsls with razor blades, credits cards or driver's licenses.

I could tell from the sniffling when I walked in the door that this party had already started for the cokeheads.

cokeheads by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

sneak 

A redhaired I.T. wonderboy living in Detroit, MI. He's often seen insulting stupid people, hanging with DJs and writing code that makes life better.

One time, sneak and I blew bubbles at each other on opposing couches. It was gay.

sneak by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

shots 

A series of alcholic beverages served in succession. They are usually served in shot glasses, but often in full size glasses.

All it took was some shots and I was out like a light.

shots by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

Absolut 

A brand of vodka made popular with a witty marketing campaign.

Six shots of Absolut and I fell off my barstool.

Absolut by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

razor blades 

A favorite tool of cutters and cokeheads, razor blades are often used to cut drugs into powder or to slice one's flesh when cutting.

Pass me the razor blades, man. My nose needs a treat!

razor blades by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

dead nuts on 

Very accurate. When used as an explanatory measurement, it means that it is within 99% accuracy.

When I shot that bitch up in the face with my desert eagle, I made sure the slide was dead nuts on.

dead nuts on by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004