Denis Baldwin's definitions

player hater's ball

A formal celebration and award ceremony for player hater's everywhere.

Dave Chappelle is a player hater and this is his Player Hater's Ball.

by Denis Baldwin May 11, 2004

michigan left

On divided highways, a michigan left is the act of making a right onto a road, getting into the far left lane and making a left through a paved U-Turn to go left again. It's the only way to go left in a lot of parts of Michigan.

I was on Rochester Road in Troy and had to make a Michigan Left to get back on big beaver.

by Denis Baldwin June 30, 2004

insuflatable

Able to be snorted up one's nose.

I love cocaine so much because it's easily insuflatable.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

Smoking the Pinky

Following the performance of The Shocker.

When you insert your index and middle fingers in the woman's vagina and pinky in her anus. After giving her a few good minutes of double duty finger banging, pull your fingers out and give your index and middle finger a quick sniff and pinky a good sucking, all in one smooth motion.(a.k.a. Smoking the Pinky.)

I layed that ass out and skated it, all while smoking the pinky and plowing the mound.

by Denis Baldwin December 19, 2003

carbomb

A shot of irish whiskey is poured into a glass of Guinness and and the drink is slammed quickly. Most people think it tastes like chocolate milk and goes down really fast.

After two dozen shots of jager, a pint of The Captain and a shot of Grey Goose, all I needed was a carbomb to set me straight.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

spastik

A song by Richie Hawtin, a.k.a. Platikman that mixes with just about everything.

I was hanging out at Motor when I heard sneak playing spastik over "Sweet Dreams Are Made of These"

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

Orange County Choppers

A custom motorcycle shop in Orange County, California that makes bikes for celebrities and the otherwise overtly rich. Led by a father and his sons, they have taken their shop on the small screen for the "OCC" television show.

I was cruising through Malibu when I saw Shaq on one of his custom Orange County Choppers

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004