Denis Baldwin's definitions

nooner

Sex done at lunch, your lunch break or around noon. Made famous by Al Bundy of "Married with Children".

I set the sammich on her head while she sucked my shit dry. Nooners rock.

by Denis Baldwin December 22, 2003

jager

Short for "Jagermeister", this is a drink that originated from Germany as a cough syrup.

I took a shot of jager and I shot my woman down.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

Richie Hawtin

Also known as the plastikman, Richie Hawtin spins records in the class Detroit Techno sense. He also remixes other works.

Lately, however, he's been putting out things that are surprisingly dashboard and reznor, complete with whining vocals.

While I'm usually rocking out to hard drum and bass or jungle, I always have room to stop and listen to Richie Hawtin.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

headbanger's ball

A late night show on MTV that once showcased metal and hard rock acts of the time. This gave a big break to many aspiring talents (Alice in Chains, Soundgarden, etc.)

Let's get some pizza and beer and watch Headbanger's Ball

by Denis Baldwin June 30, 2004

serviced

The act of giving special attention to someone's cock.

Bitch, I didn't want you to just jerk it. My dick needs serviced!

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

Grey Goose

A premium vodka served at most bars. It's a step above Absolut and goes down smooth, especially in shots

I had $9 left, just enough for a shot of Grey Goose.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

Ren Cen

Short for the "Renassaince Center", this is one of the tallest buildings in Detroit and home to the General Motors headquarters.

I was going for my interview in the Ren Cen.

by Denis Baldwin June 3, 2004