90 definitions by Denis Baldwin

Makeshift Patriot

A saying made famous by freestyle rapper Sage Francis, a Makeshift Patriot is someone who only is patriot when they have to be.

Where were all the flags before 9-11?

by Denis Baldwin June 3, 2004

The Captain

- An upstanding term to describe a large bottle of Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum.

- A man's penis

I called up The Captain and said "Please bring me my death in a gallon jug". The captain abliged.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

nooner

Sex done at lunch, your lunch break or around noon. Made famous by Al Bundy of "Married with Children".

I set the sammich on her head while she sucked my shit dry. Nooners rock.

by Denis Baldwin December 22, 2003

Cube Farm

A cluster of cubicles in an office. From the top down, they look like an art farm or bee nest, hiving productive little workers into their cells.

I'm glad I have my own office now, escaping the dreaded cube farm.

by Denis Baldwin December 22, 2003

Grey Goose

A premium vodka served at most bars. It's a step above Absolut and goes down smooth, especially in shots

I had $9 left, just enough for a shot of Grey Goose.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

insuflatable

Able to be snorted up one's nose.

I love cocaine so much because it's easily insuflatable.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

dbsls

An acronym for a measurement of cocaine or other insuflatable substances.

It's a "denisbaldwin sized line".

The line is no less than 5" long and no less than 2mm thick. The longer, the better.

I cut a DBSL for this Catholic Schoolgirl that would have made most people choke. She snorted it up like a champ!

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004