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cornrows

A hairstyle, worn prominently by young black males, that braids the hair to the scalp in a series of rows, looking like a farmer's field in symmetry. Made popular by many basketball players and actors.
They wrapped my cornrows so tight I have a headache.
by Denis Baldwin September 24, 2003
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spastik

A song by Richie Hawtin, a.k.a. Platikman that mixes with just about everything.
I was hanging out at Motor when I heard sneak playing spastik over "Sweet Dreams Are Made of These"
by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004
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Orange County Choppers

A custom motorcycle shop in Orange County, California that makes bikes for celebrities and the otherwise overtly rich. Led by a father and his sons, they have taken their shop on the small screen for the "OCC" television show.
I was cruising through Malibu when I saw Shaq on one of his custom Orange County Choppers
by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004
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big beaver

Big Beaver is the actual name of a road (sometimes called "16 Mile") in Detroit, Michigan. The ironic part is that along I-75, the road is Exit 69.
Dude, you're gonna miss the exit onto Big Beaver! How can you forget it's number 69?
by Denis Baldwin June 30, 2004
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monster garage

A television show on the Discover Channel that is hosted by Jesse James. They do crazy custom conversions of cars, bikes, boats and other cool stuff.
Did you see the turbo boat they made into a car on Monster Garage?
by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004
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vaporware

Anything (usually software, but can be anything) that is promoted and marketed without ever actually being produced.
When I started Vaporware Records, I did so with the idea of never making an album but starting chaos none the less.
by Denis Baldwin June 4, 2004
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jager

Short for "Jagermeister", this is a drink that originated from Germany as a cough syrup.
I took a shot of jager and I shot my woman down.
by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004
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