lmasfo

Laughing my ass so far off.

Person: Looks at hilarious meme on Reddit.
Same person: Laughs their ass so far off.
Same person: Comments "lmasfo".

by Definitively Cool March 31, 2025

Carotch

Underwear, a crotch garage.

I have an advanced carotch, where when I have to pee, I can press a button to automatically open the carotch door in such that my penis is positioned perfectly to pee with no hands, & then I can repeatedly press it without less it actually close to shake off the pee, & then I can let it close & it will stuff my penis back in on its own. So I don't even have to wash my hands when I go pee. It even has a back door for when I have to go poop!

by Definitively Cool November 16, 2023

greenbrain

Someone that suffers from severe brainrot.

Never watch a movie with that greenbrain. He will start doing something else & barely paying attention within 30 seconds, & then he'll start talking about Ohio skibidi toilet rizz.

by Definitively Cool December 27, 2023

Reverse-procrastinate

Keep putting off something fun an excessive number of times so that you can be happier in the future.

I reverse-procrastinated eating my ice-cream for so long that it got freezer burn.

by Definitively Cool October 08, 2023

lined

When a number is "raised" to the power of 1.

Five lined equals five.

by Definitively Cool January 16, 2024

udder crap

What happens when a cow poops from its udder. Usually a misspelling of utter crap.

The original sprites in my texture pack were udder crap. I just fixed them. I really should have earlier.

So they literally looked like thin poop covered in milk?

by Definitively Cool December 11, 2023

mangorange

A mix of mango & orange.

I like mangorange juice.

by Definitively Cool October 27, 2023