Fall by the seat of your pants

Try to fly by the seat of your pants but end up doing basically nothing because you're unable to decide what to do on the fly.

Do you ever fall by the seat of your pants? Like sometimes I try to fly by the seat of my pants, but I just can't decide what to do so I end up just using reddit all day.

by Definitively Cool October 11, 2023

Reverse-procrastinate

Keep putting off something fun an excessive number of times so that you can be happier in the future.

I reverse-procrastinated eating my ice-cream for so long that it got freezer burn.

by Definitively Cool October 08, 2023

Rederstand

Lose understanding of something.

I understand how sausages are made, & I really want to rederstand it.

by Definitively Cool October 22, 2023

udder crap

What happens when a cow poops from its udder. Usually a misspelling of utter crap.

The original sprites in my texture pack were udder crap. I just fixed them. I really should have earlier.

So they literally looked like thin poop covered in milk?

by Definitively Cool December 12, 2023

just a bagel

When all the icing on a donut gets peeled off by the bag, so it's basically just a bagel now.

I went & got donuts & put 1 in a bag to take home, but I opened the bag only to find out that now it's just a bagel.

by Definitively Cool January 18, 2024

bagx

Not quite a bag, but not quite a box either. Somewhere in-between.

I got a bagx of cookies at the store.

by Definitively Cool October 19, 2023

braincrack

The crack between the 2 hemispheres of a brain, where brainfarts are typically released.

Brainfarter: "I'm gonna have my braincrack surgically sealed shut soon. Hopefully that will prevent me from making random mistakes.". After he got the surgery, his brain slowly filled with brain gas, to the point it ripped open, causing severe brain damage. It turns out his decision to get brain fart prevention surgery was a brainfart itself.

by Definitively Cool October 23, 2023