3 definitions by Definitely not Kevin haha
ShooterChicken... The name of a man truely devoted to his mysterious line of work. ShooterChicken... The mere nickname of a man that you may never ever get to know. Not even a name, age or voice... ShooterChicken, may possibly be one of the most versatile men in existence. You see... This boy... No... MAN.. Is one of the best people you will ever encounter in the online world. He lightens all chats whether it's in Roblox or Discord. He says the most random shit you will ever hear in your whole life. But, That's what makes this person truly a gift from our god. This nigga is also a fucking weeb tf? He can speak fluent Japanese sentences to you in half a second. He also has unfunny Jojo memes but whatever floats his boat. ShooterChicken is one of the most mysterious people you will ever encounter. You can talk to him for days, weeks, years, months or decades and still not gain a piece of information about his very existence. In all honesty. I, myself have no information on this man whatsoever. But that's the beauty of it. ShooterChicken is loved by all and while he can get carried away, he will forever shine light onto others and brighten other's days.
Girl 1: Hey babe, have you ever gained any information on the boy, ShooterChicken?
Girl 2: Did you call him a boy? He is a true man! He is ShooterChicken afterall.
Girl 1: Okay but did you find out anything about the man himself?
Girl 2: No, well yes, except umm... He likes decapitated human body parts, dead dogs, anime and child porn. Pretty fucked up indeed.
Girl 2: That indeed is very fucked up. But it's also very hot *blushes* God, I want this boy... no, man. To fuck me so hard.
Girl 2: Did you call him a boy? He is a true man! He is ShooterChicken afterall.
Girl 1: Okay but did you find out anything about the man himself?
Girl 2: No, well yes, except umm... He likes decapitated human body parts, dead dogs, anime and child porn. Pretty fucked up indeed.
Girl 2: That indeed is very fucked up. But it's also very hot *blushes* God, I want this boy... no, man. To fuck me so hard.
by Definitely not Kevin haha June 3, 2020
ShooterChicken... The name of a man truely devoted to his mysterious line of work. ShooterChicken... The mere nickname of a man that you may never ever get to know. Not even a name, age or voice... ShooterChicken, may possibly be one of the most versatile men in existence. You see... This boy... No... MAN.. Is one of the best people you will ever encounter in the online world. He lightens all chats whether it's in Roblox or Discord. He says the most random shit you will ever hear in your whole life. But, That's what makes this person truly a gift from our god. This nigga is also a fucking weeb tf? He can speak fluent Japanese sentences to you in half a second. He also has unfunny Jojo memes but whatever floats his boat. ShooterChicken is one of the most mysterious people you will ever encounter. You can talk to him for days, weeks, years, months or decades and still not gain a piece of information about his very existence. In all honesty. I, myself have no information on this man whatsoever. But that's the beauty of it. ShooterChicken is loved by all and while he can get carried away, he will forever shine light onto others and brighten other's days.
Girl 1: Hey babe, have you ever gained any information on the boy, ShooterChicken?
Girl 2: Did you call him a boy? He is a true man! He is ShooterChicken afterall.
Girl 1: Okay but did you find out anything about the man himself?
Girl 2: No, well yes, except umm... He likes decapitated human body parts, dead dogs, anime and child porn. Pretty fucked up indeed.
Girl 2: That indeed is very fucked up. But it's also very hot *blushes* God, I want this boy... no, man. To fuck me so hard.
Girl 2: Did you call him a boy? He is a true man! He is ShooterChicken afterall.
Girl 1: Okay but did you find out anything about the man himself?
Girl 2: No, well yes, except umm... He likes decapitated human body parts, dead dogs, anime and child porn. Pretty fucked up indeed.
Girl 2: That indeed is very fucked up. But it's also very hot *blushes* God, I want this boy... no, man. To fuck me so hard.
by Definitely not Kevin haha June 3, 2020
A very sexy Swedish bastard. Can literally pull any chick with no effort and without showing any form of emotion whatsoever. Definitely a female cum magnet.
Girl 1: Did you see Pycoo?
Girl 2: No, I think he was too busy fucking Pewdiepie on top of Ikea Tower.
Girl 2: No, I think he was too busy fucking Pewdiepie on top of Ikea Tower.
by Definitely not Kevin haha May 22, 2020