Definitions by Definishons

Australia 

They say g'day mate there and it's upside-down

Me: G'day, mate
Friend: Stop being upside down
Me: What?
Friend: Australia

Me: Stop being upside down
Friend: No you're upside down, just turn the right way up and we'll both be the right way up.

Australia by Definishons September 23, 2020

Respect 

That thing they try to teach in school but doesn't work because kids are kids and kids are naturally disrespectful

Principal: *does a lesson on respect*
Kids: *talking about how this lesson is taught every term*
Principal: "Disrespectful!"

Respect by Definishons September 23, 2020

The IT Crowd 

The best sitcom in the whole world

A: I hate The IT Crowd

B: You idiot, it's amazing!

The IT Crowd by Definishons August 12, 2020