The IT Crowd

The best sitcom in the whole world

A: I hate The IT Crowd

B: You idiot, it's amazing!

by Definishons August 12, 2020

Australia

They say g'day mate there and it's upside-down

Me: G'day, mate
Friend: Stop being upside down
Me: What?
Friend: Australia

Me: Stop being upside down
Friend: No you're upside down, just turn the right way up and we'll both be the right way up.

by Definishons September 23, 2020

Respect

That thing they try to teach in school but doesn't work because kids are kids and kids are naturally disrespectful

Principal: *does a lesson on respect*
Kids: *talking about how this lesson is taught every term*
Principal: "Disrespectful!"

by Definishons September 23, 2020