Respect

That thing they try to teach in school but doesn't work because kids are kids and kids are naturally disrespectful

Principal: *does a lesson on respect*
Kids: *talking about how this lesson is taught every term*
Principal: "Disrespectful!"

by Definishons September 23, 2020

The IT Crowd

The best sitcom in the whole world

A: I hate The IT Crowd

B: You idiot, it's amazing!

by Definishons August 12, 2020

Australia

They say g'day mate there and it's upside-down

Me: G'day, mate
Friend: Stop being upside down
Me: What?
Friend: Australia

Me: Stop being upside down
Friend: No you're upside down, just turn the right way up and we'll both be the right way up.

by Definishons September 23, 2020