Here are a few ways to make yourself popular on big-name dating apps like Tinder, especially in big cities. Here are a few (unwritten!) rules in exact ascending (beginning) order:
Photofeeler
Use Photofeeler. If you don't know what that website is, search it up on your bar. Photofeeler is THE ONLY reliable website to measure your looks. Aim for 20 to 40 votes, which is the standard factor.
EMPATHY-associated pictures are always encouraged. A picture of you next to a gentle pet - a dog, a cat, a rabbit, a guinea pig, a goldfish, or such similar beings - will increase your matches by a vast percentage.
DON'T EVER use any pictures where you are posing near or inside a car or truck, regardless of how nice it looks. JUST DON'T. Unless gold diggers are what you're aiming for, please avoid the car pictures. And ESPECIALLY stay away from a car your parent or boss owns.
For reuse on dating apps
In addition to the entire Photofeeler section written above, make sure that when you are finished, prioritize the one with the highest total score (all photos should have attractiveness scores of no less than 5.0 out of 10, with an absolute minimum "confidence interval" rating of 4.0 out of 10). Contrary to popular belief, attractiveness alone will NOT get you dates. But smartness and trustworthiness combined with attractiveness will earn you multiple dates and even a whole relationship.
DO NOT mention politics or religion especially if your attractiveness score is less than 7.0.
Photofeeler
Use Photofeeler. If you don't know what that website is, search it up on your bar. Photofeeler is THE ONLY reliable website to measure your looks. Aim for 20 to 40 votes, which is the standard factor.
EMPATHY-associated pictures are always encouraged. A picture of you next to a gentle pet - a dog, a cat, a rabbit, a guinea pig, a goldfish, or such similar beings - will increase your matches by a vast percentage.
DON'T EVER use any pictures where you are posing near or inside a car or truck, regardless of how nice it looks. JUST DON'T. Unless gold diggers are what you're aiming for, please avoid the car pictures. And ESPECIALLY stay away from a car your parent or boss owns.
For reuse on dating apps
In addition to the entire Photofeeler section written above, make sure that when you are finished, prioritize the one with the highest total score (all photos should have attractiveness scores of no less than 5.0 out of 10, with an absolute minimum "confidence interval" rating of 4.0 out of 10). Contrary to popular belief, attractiveness alone will NOT get you dates. But smartness and trustworthiness combined with attractiveness will earn you multiple dates and even a whole relationship.
DO NOT mention politics or religion especially if your attractiveness score is less than 7.0.
by DeezPeanuts May 19, 2022
what los angeles dodger fans and blue lives matter trump dick riding bootlickers refer to a sideshow
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Seryna: Bitch it's called a sideshow you bootlicking dodger shilling bastard!
Seryna: Bitch it's called a sideshow you bootlicking dodger shilling bastard!
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A racial slur used against Afro-Latino folks in America. Using that phrase in Central Los Angeles will get you beat up.
Random autistic white guy: ME HOY MINOY!
Gangbanging black dude: THE FUCK YOU SAY?!
Random autistic white guy: Wait ... I'm sorry, wh-
Gangbanging black dude: KNOCKS HIM OUT and steals his also white girlfriend
Gangbanging black dude: THE FUCK YOU SAY?!
Random autistic white guy: Wait ... I'm sorry, wh-
Gangbanging black dude: KNOCKS HIM OUT and steals his also white girlfriend
by DeezPeanuts May 03, 2022
Despite the outlook of the emoji, it's actually a polite way of sending the 🍆 emoji if used by a woman to a man.
If a woman sends you this bicep emoji, she wants to flex your cock when it gets hard.
If a woman sends you this bicep emoji, she wants to flex your cock when it gets hard.
by DeezPeanuts January 06, 2019
If she sends a guy the bicep emoji more than once, she wants his manhood ;)
A PG-13 version of the eggplant/peach
A PG-13 version of the eggplant/peach
by DeezPeanuts January 06, 2019