Deep blue 2012's definitions

Women's restroom joke

A joke.

There was this guy who wondered what the inside of a women's restroom looked like all his life.
So one time when no one was around he sliped into one. And all the walls were covered with dials and switches.
So he decided to push a botton to see what would happen and something ran up his ass two or three times before he could get out of there.

Did you hear the women's restroom joke?

by Deep blue 2012 May 19, 2010

chick leper

A guy that for some unknown reason no woman hane anything to do with him at all. can't get any sex ever.

poor John is such a chick leper.

by Deep blue 2012 August 26, 2009

long walk

1. when a death row inmate walks to the execution chamber.
2. For a astronaut going into space the walk to the launch pad.

1. there going to make John take the long today.
2. Did you see John glen take the long walk?

by Deep blue 2012 September 2, 2009

The priest and the rabbi

A joke.
There was this priest and a rabbi.

The priest says to the rabbi,"Why don't you ever eat any ham"?
The rabbi says,"It against my religion".
The rabbi says th the priest,"Why don't you ever fuck any women"?
The priest says,"It against my religion".
The rabbi says,"you ought a try it. It's better than ham".

Did you hear the one about the priest and the rabbi?

by Deep blue 2012 April 18, 2010

Booty call site

A site on the internet where you can make a date for sex without knowing them or having to get to know them first.

John found a booty call site.

by Deep blue 2012 October 8, 2009

Breast vigina

An artifical vigina that a woman can have a plastic surgeon make on the under side of one or both of her breasts so that guys can fuck them.

Kathy's got a breast vigina.

by Deep blue 2012 February 7, 2010

frying shit

What is said that someone has been doing in a public tolieet when you encounter a strong shit smell.

It smells like somebodies been frying shit in here!

by Deep Blue 2012 August 11, 2009