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Adulteryology

The study of all aspects of adultery and how to do it. It defindes adultery as sex with someone elses sex partner wherther married or not.That is it also studies how to get someones wife or girlfriend to have sex with you. Or if your a woman how ot get someones husband or boyfriend to have sex with you.
It is a branch of pickupology.
John is studying adulteryology.
by Deep blue 2012 January 29, 2010
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The two guys in the closet

A joke.
There was this woman who was getting fucked by a lot of guys.
Her husband said if you let anybody fuck you again I'm going to pull all the hairs out of your pussy.
then a white guy came to see her and started fucking her.
Then she said somebody's coming quick hide in the closet! so he hides in the closet.
Then this black guy comes in and starts fucking her.
Then she said somebody's coming quick hide in the closet!
Then her husband came in and said has somebody been fucking you AGAIN !
so he pulls all the hair out of her pussy except one.
as her starts to pull the last hair out of her pussy he said come out of there you little black s.o.b.
then the black guy speaks up and said not before you make that little white s.o.b. come out first.
Did you hear the one about the two guys in the closet?
by Deep Blue 2012 August 17, 2009
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John recruiting squad

A group of prostitutes who give away free sex as a promotional for there business.
In some cases they will get in the back of a van and get naked and are driven around and they offer free sex to preteens to introduce them to the sex business. And in some cases they are kiddnaped just long enough to introduce them to sex.
Usually only the hotest women are picked for this.
It's our lucky day theres a john recruiting squad.
by Deep blue 2012 December 29, 2009
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Unite earth movement

A movement that seeks to make all the people of the earth one people so they can present a united front to all the things that endanger it. For example overpopulation,global warming,supervocanic eruptions,gamma ray bursts, and maybe alien invasion ect.
John is in the unite earth movement.
by Deep blue 2012 July 13, 2010
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Zone

by Deep blue 2012 May 29, 2010
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timeless sex

sex that is so good that you lose all track of time.
It could have 10 minutes or an hour.
you don't know.
I had timeless sex with kathy.
by Deep Blue 2012 August 12, 2009
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Dark hippie

A person who follows both the Goth scene and the neohippie movement At the came time. Also called a Gothic hippie.
by Deep blue 2012 March 19, 2010
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