Deep blue 2012's definitions

ass kissing contest

An election where the politician who kisses the most asses wins.

I didn't watch any of the ass kissing contest did you?

by Deep Blue 2012 September 8, 2009

Chocolate fever

Where a white guy's got the hots for black women. He wants to fuck all he can.

John's got chocolate fever.

by Deep blue 2012 May 20, 2010

Burning times

A genocide that went on for several centuries where thousands of wiccans and other witches were burned at the stake by christians. We will never forget.

Have you herd about the burning times?

by Deep blue 2012 September 19, 2009

Naked lap dance

Where either the giver or receiver of a lap dance or both are naked.It is muck better than a regular lap dance and can lead to lap sex.

John is getting a naked lap dance.

by Deep blue 2012 December 2, 2009

Supermarket

A place where you can buy guns such as AK47's ect. and all kinds of drugs such as coke,LSD ect. A place where gangs get a lot of there stuff.

John went to see what he can find at the supermarket.

by Deep blue 2012 December 16, 2009

Moneyfucker Jesus

Not the real Jesus. The Jesus that some bible thumpers believe in who believe that if you don't "tithe" that is don't give ten percent of the money you make to there church God and/or Jesus is against you and will do nothing for you.

Man:I must be dead1 Is that you Jesus?
Jesus:Yeah,the ten dollars you owe me?
Man:I ain't got ten dollars.
Jesus:Then your going to hell till I get my ten dollars.
Man:I'm dead I can't get ten dollars.
Jesus:Too bad. Next.
And that's an example of moneyfucker Jesus.

by Deep blue 2012 February 20, 2010

Leg tube

A test tube that is duct taped to your leg that contains urine that is uncontaminated with pot residue that you use to pass a drug test. Smart guys shave there leg around the area where they will duct tape it for easy removal.

John's got a leg tube.

by Deep blue 2012 July 5, 2010