Skip to main content

Definitions by Deep blue 2012

The two guys in the closet 

A joke.
There was this woman who was getting fucked by a lot of guys.
Her husband said if you let anybody fuck you again I'm going to pull all the hairs out of your pussy.
then a white guy came to see her and started fucking her.
Then she said somebody's coming quick hide in the closet! so he hides in the closet.
Then this black guy comes in and starts fucking her.
Then she said somebody's coming quick hide in the closet!
Then her husband came in and said has somebody been fucking you AGAIN !
so he pulls all the hair out of her pussy except one.
as her starts to pull the last hair out of her pussy he said come out of there you little black s.o.b.
then the black guy speaks up and said not before you make that little white s.o.b. come out first.
Did you hear the one about the two guys in the closet?

Dutch kiss 

To kiss different parts of the body other than the lips especially while naked.
Dutch kiss by Deep Blue 2012 August 17, 2009

up yours 

An insult.
Means to shove some foreign object up your ass. could be a pecker, broomhandel, iron pipe, taser, board with a nail in it ect.
so I'm fired. up yours!
up yours by Deep Blue 2012 August 17, 2009

french kiss my ass 

means to kiss your ass and to stick your toung up it while doing it.
usually an insult but can be a sexual come on among gays.
you don't like it. well you can french kiss my ass.

skunk belly 

some skunk belly took me in because I had a little pot.
skunk belly by Deep Blue 2012 August 17, 2009

cunt punt code 

a cole that detemines when someone should be cunt punted.
you should not cunt punt your own mother, sister and under no circumstances should a pregnant woman be cunt punted.
But a jerkette, cock block jerkette, better that you cunt, bitch ect. is cunt punt worthy.
do you know the cunt punt code?
cunt punt code by Deep Blue 2012 August 17, 2009

Naked knocking 

where someone gets naked goes and knocks on someones door and when they open it up stand there for about one second and then run off.
John went naked knocking today.
Naked knocking by Deep blue 2012 August 15, 2009