Deep Blue 2012's definitions

Lap dance option dad

A father that offers his daughter the option of a lap dance.

Father: What you did was wrong and I'm going to have to spank you unless you give daddy a lap dance.
And that is an example of a lap dance option dad.

by Deep blue 2012 November 17, 2009

pop porn

A mixture of pop music and porn music.

Do you like pop porn.

by Deep blue 2012 October 9, 2009

Tattooed on my brain

A memory that one has that one can never forget and every so often it comes around and you have to deal with it.

Man1:I saw my grandmas pie and I can't get it out of my mind it's tattooed on my brain.
Man2: It's your memory so don't give it to me.
Man1:I wish the brain had an erase botton.

by Deep blue 2012 December 7, 2009

teen imposter

a person ususlly a man that pretends to be a teen usually under a fake name goes to high school to get a fresh start in life and/or to have sex with teens.

man1:Did you know that john is a teen imposter.Hes 30 but he says he's 17 and just got out of the joint for grand theft auto.
man2:yeah. Does Kathy know that.
man1:yeah.and she thinks hes so cool.

by Deep blue 2012 October 15, 2009

Po cur

A police dog. The cops always try to make there dogs a vicious as they can because they enjoy seeing them chew up people. They would like to be able to do the same thing to people but they don't have the teeth for it so they have to live vicarously through there dogs.

John got chewed up by a po cur last night.

by Deep blue 2012 February 27, 2010

Po scum

A derogative term for the police.

Did you hear about how po scum beat up that black guy the other day?

by Deep Blue 2012 August 20, 2009

Spiritual asmodeus worship

A religion that is closely related to spiritual satanism that believe in a real supernatual being called asmodeus who is all good and is a god of sex and supplier of all the good things in life. The style of all types of asmodeus worship is similar to satanism. Except that the have regular orgies as a rite to worship asmodeus and they use a priestess as a holy prostitute that they buy sex from as a mean to fund there sect.

John is into spiritual asmodeus worship.

by Deep blue 2012 September 5, 2010