Deep Blue 2012's definitions

Jackoff party

Where a bunch of guys jackoff at the same time. Most often in a guys locker room just before or just after they take a shower while there still naked. Sometimes called a jackoff fest.

Where you in that jackoff party?

by Deep blue 2012 April 5, 2010

human junkyard mechanic

A person who works at a nursing home where families dump there old people and go off and leave then like so much junk.

John's dad is a Human junkyard mechanic.

by Deep blue 2012 March 11, 2010

Strawberry ride

1. sex with a red headed woman or redette.
2. A red headed woman or redette.

1. I got a strawberry ride for tonight.
2. Look at that hot strawberry ride.

by Deep blue 2012 September 25, 2009

ass over easy

When a woman is so easy that a perfect stranger can go up to her and ask her if she wants to fuck and she says yes.

linda is ass over easy.

by Deep blue 2012 August 15, 2009

Porn smarts

knowing about all things sexual. The most effective contracepion, love, relationships, sex toys ect. contrary to popular to what many think most porn stars are not dumb, some having a high I.Q.

I got to get a date with lisa she's got porn smarts.

by Deep Blue 2012 July 22, 2009

Jesus family tomb

Is a tomp found in Isreal also called the Talpiot tomb. It was first brought to the attention of the world in a book called "The Jesus family tomb" by Simcha Jacobovici and Charles R. Pellegrino.
In the tomb there are the ossuaries that contain the bones of a family that brears all the names of Jesus in the bible. It has been estimated by a mathematician that the odds of it being the tomb of Jesus are 600 to 1 in favour of it being Jesus' tomb.
This is one of those things that fundamentalist don't want you to know because it would mean Jesus didn't rise from the dead.

Have you read the Jesus family tomb?

by Deep blue 2012 August 8, 2010

Fan party

A party held by a singer, actor ect. for there fans who are invited.

Are you going to madam x's fan party?

by Deep blue 2012 September 29, 2009