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Redit

The thing Urban Dictionary can only hope to be as cool as.

Suck a dick Urban Dictionary Redit is where it's at.

by Decent Definitions February 22, 2017

Lovers Quarrel

When a dog shits into his masters mouth.

Man 1: Hey what’s that dog doing to his master?
Man 2: Oh they’re just having a lovers quarrel .

by Decent Definitions June 23, 2018

buckets

Well they are usually made out of tin. They represent a sad time in my life as my brother was brutally beaten to death with one while I was tied to a chair forced to watch every painful second of it. I am currently typing this definition against my will. no seriously there is a gun pointed to my head. oh shoot he sees what I am typing I gotta go.

NO TIME FOR BUCKETS.

by Decent Definitions February 22, 2017

spicy chick

well when deciding if you should do anal a man wants to whoa a lady. He will usually say something like "You want to get down spicy chick?" this was popular back in the early 1950

Hey you ready ready yet spicy chick?

by Decent Definitions February 15, 2017

Selective Hearing

SOMEONE WHO'S A FUCKING BITCH AND ONLY ANSWERS TO HIS FUCKING CRUSH, AND YET LADIES STILL LIKE THEM ANYWAYS!

girl : you see that guy over there?
me: oh the one with selective hearing?
girl: *smiles*

by Decent Definitions February 15, 2017

lots o fun

come in the van kids it will be lots o fun.

lots o fun you say well thats an offer I cant refuse.

by Decent Definitions February 22, 2017

Hazel Nut

Hazel Nut is a popular character from a totally legit musical that everyone hates. One of the songs go:

Hazel Nut you better

shut up we know you think you're great...
Hazel Nut you better

dry up cause you're the one we hate.

full credit for this song goes to williamazing12.

(Hazel Nut)

by Decent Definitions February 15, 2017