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Lovers Quarrel 

When a dog shits into his masters mouth.
Man 1: Hey what’s that dog doing to his master?
Man 2: Oh they’re just having a lovers quarrel .

Carter Wood 

The main character in “Rather Be Elsewhere”, a popular up in coming musical that is sweeping the nation, he has to deal with many obstacles that come with being a teenager. He just your average kid, 3 dads, 2 friends, just a normal day.
-Just a Normal Day, Rather Be Elsewhere.
Dad 1: Hey where’s Carter Wood our only son.
Dad 2: I think he’s getting ready.
Dad 3: Yeah he’ll be down in a minute.
Dad 1: I love you guys.
Dad 2, Dad 3: We love you too.

Rather Be Elsewher 

A popular up in coming musical that is sweeping the nation. It follows Carter Wood, just your average high schooler, who faces many difficulties. Can Carter handle the stress of high school and bullies, or will his 2 friends and and 3 dads get him through. Find out in Rather Be Else where anew musical. (sound track soon coming to iTunes and Spotify)
Friend 1: Hey are you going to see that new show “Rather Be Elsewhere” yet?
Friend 2: No. I just haven’t had the time to because I just got a new job and I have a little one coming.
*Friend 1 pulls out a gun and shoots Friend 2 in the face

DISAPPOINTED 

when you wake up for a dream but it takes you a while to realize it was just a dream. Then you get mad.
Wait, where did that picture go. AWW FUCK I'M SO DISAPPOINTED!

Jevsune Hole 

A jevsune hole is another way of say 2 jews doing anal.
Distant noise: AH AH
me: what is that noise that's far away?
William with no last name: oh thats just two jews pulling a jevsune hole.
IT'S HERE
NAKED CHICKEN CHALUPA
BARING IT ALL- GET THE COMBO FOR JUST $5
Taco Bell you gotta big storm coming.
Taco Bell by Decent Definitions February 22, 2017

lots o fun 

come in the van kids it will be lots o fun.
lots o fun you say well thats an offer I cant refuse.
lots o fun by Decent Definitions February 22, 2017