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Lovers Quarrel

When a dog shits into his masters mouth.

Man 1: Hey what’s that dog doing to his master?
Man 2: Oh they’re just having a lovers quarrel .

by Decent Definitions June 23, 2018

Carter Wood

The main character in “Rather Be Elsewhere”, a popular up in coming musical that is sweeping the nation, he has to deal with many obstacles that come with being a teenager. He just your average kid, 3 dads, 2 friends, just a normal day.
-Just a Normal Day, Rather Be Elsewhere.

Dad 1: Hey where’s Carter Wood our only son.
Dad 2: I think he’s getting ready.
Dad 3: Yeah he’ll be down in a minute.
Dad 1: I love you guys.
Dad 2, Dad 3: We love you too.

by Decent Definitions June 23, 2018

Rather Be Elsewher

A popular up in coming musical that is sweeping the nation. It follows Carter Wood, just your average high schooler, who faces many difficulties. Can Carter handle the stress of high school and bullies, or will his 2 friends and and 3 dads get him through. Find out in Rather Be Else where anew musical. (sound track soon coming to iTunes and Spotify)

Friend 1: Hey are you going to see that new show “Rather Be Elsewhere” yet?
Friend 2: No. I just haven’t had the time to because I just got a new job and I have a little one coming.
*Friend 1 pulls out a gun and shoots Friend 2 in the face

by Decent Definitions June 23, 2018

DISAPPOINTED

when you wake up for a dream but it takes you a while to realize it was just a dream. Then you get mad.

Wait, where did that picture go. AWW FUCK I'M SO DISAPPOINTED!

by Decent Definitions February 25, 2017

Jevsune Hole

A jevsune hole is another way of say 2 jews doing anal.

Distant noise: AH AH
me: what is that noise that's far away?
William with no last name: oh thats just two jews pulling a jevsune hole.

by Decent Definitions February 23, 2017

Taco Bell

IT'S HERE
NAKED CHICKEN CHALUPA
BARING IT ALL- GET THE COMBO FOR JUST $5

Taco Bell you gotta big storm coming.

by Decent Definitions February 22, 2017

lots o fun

come in the van kids it will be lots o fun.

lots o fun you say well thats an offer I cant refuse.

by Decent Definitions February 22, 2017