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Hazel Nut

Hazel Nut is a popular character from a totally legit musical that everyone hates. One of the songs go:

Hazel Nut you better

shut up we know you think you're great...
Hazel Nut you better

dry up cause you're the one we hate.

full credit for this song goes to williamazing12.

(Hazel Nut)

by Decent Definitions February 15, 2017

buckets

Well they are usually made out of tin. They represent a sad time in my life as my brother was brutally beaten to death with one while I was tied to a chair forced to watch every painful second of it. I am currently typing this definition against my will. no seriously there is a gun pointed to my head. oh shoot he sees what I am typing I gotta go.

NO TIME FOR BUCKETS.

by Decent Definitions February 22, 2017

Jevsune Hole

A jevsune hole is another way of say 2 jews doing anal.

Distant noise: AH AH
me: what is that noise that's far away?
William with no last name: oh thats just two jews pulling a jevsune hole.

by Decent Definitions February 23, 2017

Lovers Quarrel

When a dog shits into his masters mouth.

Man 1: Hey what’s that dog doing to his master?
Man 2: Oh they’re just having a lovers quarrel .

by Decent Definitions June 23, 2018

Denmark

Um

Denmark Um?

by Decent Definitions February 15, 2017

Rather Be Elsewher

A popular up in coming musical that is sweeping the nation. It follows Carter Wood, just your average high schooler, who faces many difficulties. Can Carter handle the stress of high school and bullies, or will his 2 friends and and 3 dads get him through. Find out in Rather Be Else where anew musical. (sound track soon coming to iTunes and Spotify)

Friend 1: Hey are you going to see that new show “Rather Be Elsewhere” yet?
Friend 2: No. I just haven’t had the time to because I just got a new job and I have a little one coming.
*Friend 1 pulls out a gun and shoots Friend 2 in the face

by Decent Definitions June 23, 2018

DISAPPOINTED

when you wake up for a dream but it takes you a while to realize it was just a dream. Then you get mad.

Wait, where did that picture go. AWW FUCK I'M SO DISAPPOINTED!

by Decent Definitions February 25, 2017