17 definitions by Decent Definitions

When a dog shits into his masters mouth.
Man 1: Hey what’s that dog doing to his master?
Man 2: Oh they’re just having a lovers quarrel .
by Decent Definitions June 23, 2018
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Hazel Nut is a popular character from a totally legit musical that everyone hates. One of the songs go:

Hazel Nut you better

shut up we know you think you're great...
Hazel Nut you better

dry up cause you're the one we hate.
full credit for this song goes to williamazing12.

(Hazel Nut)
by Decent Definitions February 16, 2017
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A popular up in coming musical that is sweeping the nation. It follows Carter Wood, just your average high schooler, who faces many difficulties. Can Carter handle the stress of high school and bullies, or will his 2 friends and and 3 dads get him through. Find out in Rather Be Else where anew musical. (sound track soon coming to iTunes and Spotify)
Friend 1: Hey are you going to see that new show “Rather Be Elsewhere” yet?
Friend 2: No. I just haven’t had the time to because I just got a new job and I have a little one coming.
*Friend 1 pulls out a gun and shoots Friend 2 in the face
by Decent Definitions June 23, 2018
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IT'S HERE
NAKED CHICKEN CHALUPA
BARING IT ALL- GET THE COMBO FOR JUST $5
Taco Bell you gotta big storm coming.
by Decent Definitions February 23, 2017
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IM SORRY IM JUST GOING THROUGH A TOUGH TIME RN.

(love)
by Decent Definitions February 16, 2017
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SOMEONE WHO'S A FUCKING BITCH AND ONLY ANSWERS TO HIS FUCKING CRUSH, AND YET LADIES STILL LIKE THEM ANYWAYS!
girl : you see that guy over there?
me: oh the one with selective hearing?
girl: *smiles*
by Decent Definitions February 16, 2017
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