Deborah Lee's definitions

liberator

a device used in the movie MEET THE PARENTS II that Barbra Steisand carried around with her to show couples how to have better sex. Adds for the LIBERATOR can be seen on the internet and in the back of magazines. It can be changed into many different positions to get the best angles for sex.

With the LIBERATOR the octoganarians were able to get into positions to have sex that have not been possible since their twenties.

by Deborah Lee July 1, 2006

armadildo

A dildo with all of the traits of an armadillo. It has an outer layer made of bone and a long pointy head with teeth. It is nocturnal and moves very fast. They can not operate in cold climates.

On a hot southern night, when the sun goes down, you can hear the Whipperwills and the hum of armadildos in the air.

by Deborah Lee July 1, 2006

924

code for a gay person with dyslexia.

"Bruce has dyslexia"
"How do you know that he has dyslexia?
"He told me that he knew he was 924 since he was eleven"

by Deborah Lee July 18, 2006

california howdy

when you give someone the finger

Joe was shocked that everyone was giving him the finger until Bob explained to him that it was O.K. that it was just a california howdy and to be expected.

by Deborah Lee July 19, 2006

like Grant took Richmond

something that happens really fast. You do not want to say this in the south, because it brings back bad memories.

They beat the Yankee from New York up like Grant took Richmond.

by Deborah Lee July 19, 2006

double decker pecker wreckers

orthodontic braces for straightening teeth

It was REAL scary when Rita came down on me with her double decker pecker wreckers.

by Deborah Lee July 19, 2006

throbbing boner

an erection that you can actually feel your heart beating.

Suzy looked so hot on the dance floor that my throbbing boner was pulsing in 4/4 time.

by Deborah Lee June 4, 2006