Maybe I should get Tattoos

Maybe I should get Tattoos. Particularly on my arms.

Everybody seems to be doing this these days. I just want to look cool.

(UD Jews, talkin to you guys..again.)
Maybe I should get Tattoos
by Death Menace June 22, 2023
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19 Something

I saw Star Wars at least eight times
Had the Pac-Man pattern memorized
And I've seen the stuff they put inside Stretch Armstrong, yeah
I was Roger Stauback in my back yard
Had a shoebox full of baseball cards
And a couple of Evel Knievel scars
On my right arm
Well, I was a kid when Elvis died
And my mama cried
It was 1970 somethin'
In the world that I grew up in
Farrah Faucett hairdo days
Bell Bottoms and 8-track tapes
Lookin back now, I can see me
And oh man, did I look cheesy?
But I wouldn't trade those days for nothin'
Oh, it was 1970 something
It was the dawning of a new decade
When we got our first microwave
Dad broke down and finally shaved them old sideburns off
I took the stickers off of my Rubix Cube
Watched MTV all afternoon
My first love was Daisy Duke
In them cut off jeans
A space shuttle fell out of the sky
And the whole world cried
It was 1980 something
In the world that I grew up in
Skating rinks and Black Trans Ams
Big hair and parachute pants
Lookin back now I can see me
Oh man, did I look cheesy?
But I wouldn't trade those days for nothin'
Oh, it was 1980 something
Now I got a mortgage and an SUV
But all this responsibility
Makes me wish sometimes
(Sometimes)
It was 1980 something
In the world that I grew up in
Skating Rinks and Black Trans Ams
Big hair and parachute pants
Lookin back now I can see me
Oh man, did I look cheesy?
But I wouldn't trade those days for nothin'
Oh, it was 1980 something
1970 something, aw, it was 19 something
by Death Menace May 28, 2023
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Man, I Feel Like A Woman

Let's go girls
C'mon
I'm goin' out tonight, I'm feelin' alright
Gonna let it all hang out
Wanna make some noise, really raise my voice
Yeah, I wanna scream and shout, uh
No inhibitions, make no conditions
Get a little outta line
I ain't gonna act politically correct
I only wanna have a good time
The best thing about bein' a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun and
Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy, forget I'm a lady
Men's shirts, short skirts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild, yeah, doin' it in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action, feel the attraction
Color my hair, do what I dare
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free, yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man, I feel like a woman (hey!)
The girls need a break, tonight we're gonna take
The chance to get out on the town
We don't need romance, we only wanna dance
We're gonna let our hair hang down
The best thing about bein' a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun and
Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy, forget I'm a lady
Men's shirts, short skirts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild, yeah, doin' it in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action, feel the attraction
Color my hair, do what I dare
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free, yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man, I feel like a woman
Uh, huh
Oh, yeah
The best thing about bein' a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun, fun, fun
Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy, forget I'm a lady
Men's shirts, short skirts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild, yeah, doin' it in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action, feel the attraction
Color my hair, do what I dare
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free yeah, to feel the way I feel
(The way I feel)

Man, I feel like a woman
Hey!
Oh, oh, yeah, yeah
Act totally crazy
Can you feel it?
Come, come, come on baby
I feel like a woman
by Death Menace September 16, 2022
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Hand On My Heart

And you can say well
And you can pray yeah

What about those days we break up the alphabet
Some itch and ripple bones beneath the flesh
No hesitation keeping the theory in trim
What about that stuff that keeps on pouring in
I wouldn't cry no pleasure in doing it but
There are those days the luxury ain't too much
I wouldn't bother if it was all in the mind
It's in the body; the body still knows best

And you can say well there goes a lucky guy
Amd you can say well there goes the neighbourhood
And you can say well there goes a bob or two
And you can pray that it would or wouldn't happen to you
And all of this is not imagination
It's just me putting my hand on my heart
And all of this is not in explanation
It's just me putting my hand on my heart
It's just me putting my hand on my heart

What about those days we make up a secret pact
To splash and paddle into the dark and back
No hesitation never a shadow of doubt
What about that stuff you keep on shouting out
Oh I could try to weigh it up and measure it but
Most of the time the effort is just too much
I wouldn't bother if it was all in the mind
It's in the body; the body still knows best
And you can say well there goes a lucky guy
And you can say well there goes the neighborhood
And you can say well there goes a bob or two
And you can pray that it would or wouldn't happen to you
And all of this is not imagination
It's just me putting my hand on my heart
And all of this is not in explanation
It's just me putting my hand on my heart
It's just me putting my hand on my heart

And you can say well there goes a lucky guy
Amd you can say well there goes the neighbourhood
And you can say well there goes a bob or two
And you can pray that it might just happen to you...
And all of this is not imagination
It's just me putting my hand on my heart
And all of this is not in explanation
It's just me putting my hand on my heart
It's just me putting my hand on my heart

And all of this is not imagination
It's just me putting my hand on my heart
And all of this is not in explanation
It's just me putting my hand on my heart
It's just me putting my hand on my heart
by Death Menace May 19, 2023
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Dalek I Love You

We are looking ‘round us now
almost concerned by what we see.
Vaguely interested ask,
"Are we the only ones
to realize our destiny?"

Well Dalek I love you
Dalek I love you
We’re going to save the world.
We’re going to change your world.

Well Dalek I love you
Dalek I love you
We’re going to save the world.
We’re going to change your world.
What would I gain
if I should make my money
sell my brain?
What do I see
when I become a slave
to a machine?

What do I hear?
Muzak playing everywhere.
What do I fear?
Lead in the air I breathe.
What do I want?
More than the state can provide.
What do I feel?

Dalek I Love You
by Death Menace September 30, 2022
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I Wanna Rock You

I've been watching you dancing

Just came to see what you got

I wanna show you my night moves

And baby, I got alot

Got the hots for your body

I wanna try it for size

Come on and move with me baby

You got the look in your eyes

Let me show you a night

Let me make you feel right

All night long, All night long

I wanna rock you, I wanna roll you

I wanna love you, All night long (All Night Long)

I wanna rock you, I wanna roll you

All night long (All Night Long, All Night Long)
I wanna rock you, I wanna roll you

I wanna love you, All night long (All Night Long)

I wanna rock you, I wanna roll you

All night long

(All, All, All, All, All, All, Night, Long, Long, Long.....)

I've got the music to move you

Sit back and go for a ride

I'll Rock and Roll you to Heaven

In the point of the night
You're my night time lady

I'm your night time man

Let's get it on together

And make love while we can

Let me show you a night

Let me make you feel right

All night long, All night long

I wanna rock you, I wanna roll you

I wanna love you, All night long (All Night Long)

I wanna rock you, I wanna roll you

All night long (All Night Long...)

I wanna rock you, I wanna roll you

I wanna love you, All night long (All Night Long)

I wanna rock you, I wanna roll you

All night long (All Night Long)

Dee...dee...dee...dee...dee.....

I wanna rock you-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u

I wanna roll you

I wanna rock you-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u

All night long, All night long

All night long, All night long

I wanna rock you-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u

I wanna roll you

I wanna rock you-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u

All night long, All night long

All night long, All night long

I wanna rock you, I wanna roll you

I wanna love you, All night long (All Night Long)

I wanna rock you, I wanna roll you

All night long (All Night Long)
by Death Menace February 08, 2023
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Run Home Girl

Love has a strange way of finding out
Everything in your heart
Strangest of all is you never know
Just what it is that's tearing you apart
Seasons may pass, summers come and go
Dreams flashing through your mind
Love is something that you dream about
Something that you left behind
Better run home girl as fast as you can
Come home girl while you still can
Run home girl as fast as you can
Because someone's gonna be waiting
When you get home
Time has a strange way of reaching out
The years turn to yesterday
Reach out a hand, try to grab the past
Stop it all slipping away
Happens to you almost anywhere
A flash before the storm
Just reach out a hand, try to touch her face
Only to find she is gone
Just like I told you again
Better run home girl as fast as you can
Come home girl while you still can
Run home girl as fast as you can
Because someone's gonna be waiting
When you get home
Never known love burn so bright
Little girl could have been so right
We could have been so happy
I won't be there
Better run home girl as fast as you can
Come home girl while you still can
Run home girl as fast as you can
Because someone's gonna be waiting
When you get home
Love has a strange way of turning round
When happiness turns to pain
Something that you thought you had has gone
And somehow things will never be the same
That hurt gets so bad as the days go by
A hurt that no drug can cure
There's only one thing that can satisfy
There's only one thing I'm longing for
Better run home girl as fast as you can
Come home girl while you still can
Run home girl as fast as you can
Because someone's gonna be waiting
When you get home
Better run home girl as fast as you can
Come home girl while you still can
Run home girl as fast as you can
Because someone's gonna be waiting
When you get home
by Death Menace August 18, 2023
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