detented

To have one's pants return to normal, after a hard-on has subsided

I couldn't leave work after surfing porn sites for an hour, until my pants were detented.

by Deanimal and Oca February 23, 2007

uncrap

To fix or make right; rectify

I need to uncrap the situation with Randy...he's still mad about the other night.

by Deanimal and Oca December 19, 2006

information hershey highway

Using any electrical device (most often a laptop, but it could encompass cell phones, blackberry, etc.) to go online, while using the toilet.

Steph: "I thought guys only took magazines and newspapers into the john."
Tom: "Nope...I need to 'log-on' to the information hershey highway.

by Deanimal and Oca May 21, 2008

nerveless

displaying no nervousness at all; totally stoic in the face of adversity; never rattled

Steffi Graf was perhaps the most nerveless female tennis palyer of all time.

by Deanimal and Oca October 18, 2008

edumate

To teach someone new sexual tricks, through experience.

Due to his lack of experiece, Tom needed Sheila to edumate him about the finer points of using his tongue

by Deanimal and Oca December 14, 2008

poop lit

Reading material written in easily digestible chucks making it ideally suited for a bathroom visit.

Steve grabbed some poop lit on his way to the john.

by Deanimal and Oca August 14, 2008

distractive

One that is so attractive, that it can be distracting to others.

Sue is so distractive, I can't concentrate on my spreadsheet.

by Deanimal and Oca November 11, 2007