44 definitions by Dean

Masturbatory term.

See also:
stroking the sausage
whacking the mole
petting the weasel
spanking the monkey
flogging the dolphin
tickling the pickle
shizzling the nizzle
playing the skin flute
cream-filling the donut
"I spent all last night slapping the meat."
by Dean March 25, 2005
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Group of crazy guys from Rhode Island. They do stupid and crazy things.

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I wish I could be in Hybrid Perception.
by Dean December 22, 2004
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Refering to a prosthetic wang (whre the P and the W come from).
I just ordered my new Phillip Wendell.
by Dean March 25, 2005
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To take ones hand and push another person's face.

An open hand, covering another perons face like you threw a pie at them.
Mark was being a jerk, so I piefaced him and he fell to his knees.
by Dean November 12, 2004
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A word used to describe someone sexually excited by strange images.
You're a bit of a closet Pij, aren't you?
by Dean April 13, 2005
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A female who does not have intercorse with men. A lesbian. i.e. a 'pole vaulter'
by Dean July 29, 2003
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one of the best standard issue assualt rifle in world... you just need to keep it clean.
The M16A2 ownz that ugly AK74SU!
by Dean August 5, 2003
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