whacking the mole

Masturbatory term.

See also:
stroking the sausage
slapping the meat
petting the weasel
spanking the monkey
flogging the dolphin
tickling the pickle
shizzling the nizzle
playing the skin flute
cream-filling the donut

"Dude, quit whacking the mole! You'll go blind!"

by Dean March 25, 2005

Perri Davenport

She is a very loved and beautiful girl who is very sensible and smart.

I feel like a queen, it must be how Perri Davenport feels!!!

by Dean December 17, 2004

beretta

Probably the best looking and most jam-proof gun in the world, but can lack in the accuracy department. Most popular models are 92/96 FS and Elite II in both 9mm and .40.

The Elite II is a sweet ass looking gun!

by Dean March 23, 2003

rofflewaffle

Another variant of rofl, this time involving a breakfast food.

Also known as "roffle my waffle."

Bob: "Man, I was so stoned yesterday."
Steve: "LOL! You're gonna' make me roffle my waffle!"

by Dean March 27, 2005

slapping the meat

Masturbatory term.

See also:
stroking the sausage
whacking the mole
petting the weasel
spanking the monkey
flogging the dolphin
tickling the pickle
shizzling the nizzle
playing the skin flute
cream-filling the donut

"I spent all last night slapping the meat."

by Dean March 25, 2005

sbiznak

Shows strong emotions

Oh sbiznak! I forgot my lunch

by Dean May 13, 2005

M60

Also a crappy american tank phased out because of low mobility and a crap ass 105MM cannon..

by Dean August 04, 2003