Dbag Jones's definitions

Olbermann

German. Verb.

1. Specific act of cuckoldry: To manually assist the insertion of the superior male’s wrench into the glistening vent of the enthusiastically receiving spouse.

Austrian. Noun.

2. Sub-literate, drunk, impotent seat-sniffer.

“Ohmygod fuck you, Carl. Least I didn’t Olbermann Big Randall on my wife’s birthday, you fuckin pervert.”

by Dbag Jones August 31, 2023

Shut The Fuck Off

American slang, mixed met.

An uncivilized amalgamation of especially vulgar insults, designed for maximum, venomous impact.

“Where is my rent, deadbeat slob?”

“Shut the fuck off, townie. You can’t do shit.”

by Dbag Jones December 16, 2022

Don Lemon

Verb, Greek
To provide alcohol to mentally challenged minors with intent to sexually abuse.

“Had a late night with the scouts. Totally had to Don Lemon those two slow boys.”

by Dbag Jones January 11, 2022

Hellatarded

Greek:
Profoundly dim. Remarkably dumb. Exceptionally stupid. Don Lemon.

Did you hear about that special ed kid that mastsurbates in the locker room?

Yeah. That dude is hellatarded.

by Dbag Jones January 11, 2022