Definitions by Dbag Jones

Olbermann 

German. Verb.

1. Specific act of cuckoldry: To manually assist the insertion of the superior male’s wrench into the glistening vent of the enthusiastically receiving spouse.

Austrian. Noun.

2. Sub-literate, drunk, impotent seat-sniffer.

“Ohmygod fuck you, Carl. Least I didn’t Olbermann Big Randall on my wife’s birthday, you fuckin pervert.”

Olbermann by Dbag Jones August 31, 2023

Shut The Fuck Off 

American slang, mixed met.

An uncivilized amalgamation of especially vulgar insults, designed for maximum, venomous impact.

“Where is my rent, deadbeat slob?”

“Shut the fuck off, townie. You can’t do shit.”

Shut The Fuck Off by Dbag Jones December 16, 2022

Don Lemon 

Verb, Greek
To provide alcohol to mentally challenged minors with intent to sexually abuse.

“Had a late night with the scouts. Totally had to Don Lemon those two slow boys.”

Don Lemon by Dbag Jones January 11, 2022

Hellatarded 

Greek:
Profoundly dim. Remarkably dumb. Exceptionally stupid. Don Lemon.

Did you hear about that special ed kid that mastsurbates in the locker room?

Yeah. That dude is hellatarded.

Hellatarded by Dbag Jones January 11, 2022