Davidch999's definitions

Benefidle

Work-shy recipients of state handouts. Combo of "benefits" and "idle".

"It's not worth my while getting a job as I'll lose all my benefits."

Get your benefidle ass to work!

by Davidch999 September 20, 2012

Christlessmas

The day that coincides with Christmas Day that no-one, not atheists nor agnostics nor members of other faiths can resist celebrating.

What are you doing on Christmas Day, bro?
I don't celebrate Christmas, dude.
So what're you doing on 25 December, bro?
I'm having a huge Christlessmas lunch, dude. Everyone's invited. Party on!

by Davidch999 December 26, 2013

nyotaisorry

When you spill food over someone and eat it off their body. The regretable body presentation of food.
Combination of "nyotaisori", the traditional Japanese presentation of sushi on a naked body, and "sorry", what you say when you spill your food over someone.

Aargh! My lovely new bikini! You clumsy oaf!
"Om nom nom... Nyotaisorry"

by Davidch999 June 6, 2013

Neurodar

The ability to detect when someone is Neurodivergent.

Yo, dude. How’d you connect so well with my autistic bro? You got some kinda neurodar?
*nods*

by Davidch999 March 30, 2021

Borehamwood

The excitement you feel after running 8 miles and sink your teeth into a so-called "well deserved" shawarma.

Looking forward to a well-deserved takeaway after my 8 mile run.

“You're in Borehamwood, bro!”

by Davidch999 June 6, 2013

treacl

An idea that sticks or spreads.

Al Gore's 'An Inconvenient Truth' was treacl.

by Davidch999 January 19, 2011

in denoël

The act of celebrating Christmas whilst in denial of Christmas.

“We don't celebrate Christmas. But we do have a big get together, gobble turkey, guzzle wine, hear the Queen's speech, exchange gifts, and watch reruns.”
You're in denoël, dude.

by Davidch999 December 26, 2013