Definitions by Davidch999

groupnapped 

When someone forcibly adds you to a Facebook group without asking.

Can someone please explain what this group is about/for as I seem to have been added without being asked

“You've been groupnapped, Sue.”

groupnapped by Davidch999 September 2, 2013

JIGGLE.IN

When you absolutely have to move your body because the disco is too good!

"Oh brother! Can't stoppa JIGGLE.IN! This disco is too good!"

JIGGLE.IN by Davidch999 June 12, 2013

nyotaisorry 

When you spill food over someone and eat it off their body. The regretable body presentation of food.
Combination of "nyotaisori", the traditional Japanese presentation of sushi on a naked body, and "sorry", what you say when you spill your food over someone.

Aargh! My lovely new bikini! You clumsy oaf!
"Om nom nom... Nyotaisorry"

nyotaisorry by Davidch999 June 6, 2013

Borehamwood

The excitement you feel after running 8 miles and sink your teeth into a so-called "well deserved" shawarma.

Looking forward to a well-deserved takeaway after my 8 mile run.

“You're in Borehamwood, bro!”

Borehamwood by Davidch999 June 6, 2013

About Tush 

The throw-away gobbledegook written by companies about themselves on their About Us page.

About Tush
Founded in 1066, we're one of the world's leading sellers of... blah... blah...

About Tush by Davidch999 May 29, 2013

Pidgeon question 

Questions asked by former management consultants that sound easy but are actually unfathomable.

What is Tumblr anyway? And why is Yahoo still in business?

"Dude. No-one can answer that. It's a Pidgeon question."

Pidgeon question by Davidch999 May 20, 2013

That Che R 

British revolutionary leader and prime minister from 1979-1990

"What was that revolutionary leader called? Che... Che... Che...?"

"That Che R?"

That Che R by Davidch999 April 18, 2013