Dadvice

Dad’s advice. Advice offered by your dad. May or may not be right. Offered with the Best will in the world. Optional.

Dad: Hey, sweet child of mine, never let others influence your feelings towards a partner.
Child: Yeah, thanks for the dadvice.

by Davidch999 November 27, 2017

Christlessmas

The day that coincides with Christmas Day that no-one, not atheists nor agnostics nor members of other faiths can resist celebrating.

What are you doing on Christmas Day, bro?
I don't celebrate Christmas, dude.
So what're you doing on 25 December, bro?
I'm having a huge Christlessmas lunch, dude. Everyone's invited. Party on!

by Davidch999 December 27, 2013

twitterlating

sordid tweets in the middle of the night

She/he has a "headache" so I spent the night twitterlating under the covers. Please retweet.

by Davidch999 February 26, 2013

exceptionist

For whom the only reason the usual rules don’t apply is their feelings of entitlement

“The exceptionist believes the usual rules don’t apply to them.

by Davidch999 May 27, 2024

treacl

An idea that sticks or spreads.

Al Gore's 'An Inconvenient Truth' was treacl.

by Davidch999 January 18, 2011

Benefidle

Work-shy recipients of state handouts. Combo of "benefits" and "idle".

"It's not worth my while getting a job as I'll lose all my benefits."

Get your benefidle ass to work!

by Davidch999 April 20, 2012

dedicraytion

When you're dedicated to crazy cray levels!

Fran came in to the office to finish some work DURING her holiday! That's dedicraytion for you!

by Davidch999 April 02, 2013