David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx>'s definitions

testiclides

Slang term for "testicles".

Originally coined by faux Arabian rock/rap act Group X in their song "Idioth".

From 'Idioth': (In Middle-Eastern accent) Because, when I haive a saime problem, weef a laidie, she goes to towch the testiclides, and it maikes a sounde laike thais."

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> January 24, 2008

byoFc

Bring Your Own FAMILY Crew; Fuckin' sweet crew based out of Northern Kentucky and Cincinnati. Nothing but hardasses and tough guys allowed in. Puts the BYOCF to shame, son.

"byoFc is so good!"

"byoFc ownz hardcore shows, even in cities it's not in."

"Alex from byoFc has AIDS."

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> March 20, 2008

blowmers

Pants or shorts that are easily accessable, in case of a blowjob. Typically jersey shorts, or anything without buttons or zippers.

"I'm pretty sure she's suckin'; Time to bring out the blowmers."

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> March 24, 2008

bert

A nice, secretive way of saying "bitch".

Derived from the way "bitch" sounds when yelled and muffled at the same time.

"Hey, holla at them hoochies over there."
"What's up, BERT!?"

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> January 24, 2008

white bitch pimp

Coke dealer. "White bitch" being Cocaine.

"Look at that negro out on his musty stoop, with a Lexus. You know he's a white bitch pimp.

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> March 24, 2008

slurp off

Fellatio. A blowjob. Suck off.

"I'm hard as a diamond; I need a slurp off."

"That girls gonna slurp me off."

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> March 24, 2008

homoglobin

The homosexual iron-containing oxygen-transport metalloprotein in the red blood cells of the blood in vertebrates and other animals.

The same thing as a hemoglobin, except gay.

"Dude, his red blood cells are so gay; I bet they contain homoglobin."

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> March 20, 2008