27 definitions by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx>

slurp off

Fellatio. A blowjob. Suck off.

"I'm hard as a diamond; I need a slurp off."

"That girls gonna slurp me off."

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> March 24, 2008

testiclides

Slang term for "testicles".

Originally coined by faux Arabian rock/rap act Group X in their song "Idioth".

From 'Idioth': (In Middle-Eastern accent) Because, when I haive a saime problem, weef a laidie, she goes to towch the testiclides, and it maikes a sounde laike thais."

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> January 24, 2008

bert

A nice, secretive way of saying "bitch".

Derived from the way "bitch" sounds when yelled and muffled at the same time.

"Hey, holla at them hoochies over there."
"What's up, BERT!?"

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> January 24, 2008

addickt

Addicted to penis.

Can't be verbally differed from "addict"; however when written there's an obvious difference.

"What a whore! She's a addickt."

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> March 19, 2008

D.S.

Initialism for "dick suck".

Fellatio.

"I got me a 'D.S.' from that skanky chick from down the street."

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> January 24, 2008

blowjizzle

Slang term derived from "blowjob".

Fellatio.

"She gave me such a great blowjizzle, I might ask her out."

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> January 24, 2008

blowmers

Pants or shorts that are easily accessable, in case of a blowjob. Typically jersey shorts, or anything without buttons or zippers.

"I'm pretty sure she's suckin'; Time to bring out the blowmers."

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> March 24, 2008