David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx>'s definitions

slurp off

Fellatio. A blowjob. Suck off.

"I'm hard as a diamond; I need a slurp off."

"That girls gonna slurp me off."

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> March 24, 2008

Tough Tony

Someone who acts tough, even when it's not necessary.

"My dude Stevie was in jail, and there was this Tough Tony in there acting hard constantly."

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> March 22, 2008

white bitch pimp

Coke dealer. "White bitch" being Cocaine.

"Look at that negro out on his musty stoop, with a Lexus. You know he's a white bitch pimp.

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> March 24, 2008

testiclides

Slang term for "testicles".

Originally coined by faux Arabian rock/rap act Group X in their song "Idioth".

From 'Idioth': (In Middle-Eastern accent) Because, when I haive a saime problem, weef a laidie, she goes to towch the testiclides, and it maikes a sounde laike thais."

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> January 24, 2008

jobber

A loser; One who does things for people just to jock their nuts and fit in.

"Damn, he bought the whole crew Taco Bell? He's just trying to fit in. Fuckin' jobber."

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> March 20, 2008

drummering

The act of imitating a drummer, usually as to tap one's fingers on a table or dashboard, sometimes to tap your foot (usually for the bass drum effect), in sync to a song playing.

"Would you stop drummering to Pantera; it's getting annoying."

or

"Do you know who plays drums for Slayer?"
"Yeah, Dave Lombardo. Why?"
"Well, let's keep it that way. Stop drummering. Douche."

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> January 24, 2008

homoglobin

The homosexual iron-containing oxygen-transport metalloprotein in the red blood cells of the blood in vertebrates and other animals.

The same thing as a hemoglobin, except gay.

"Dude, his red blood cells are so gay; I bet they contain homoglobin."

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> March 20, 2008