David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx>'s definitions

white bitch pimp

Coke dealer. "White bitch" being Cocaine.

"Look at that negro out on his musty stoop, with a Lexus. You know he's a white bitch pimp.

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> March 24, 2008

turd tale

A very memorable shit; One that you can tell your friends about.

"I got a turd tale for you guys: this shit for so hard, I had to hold the side of the toilet and lift my legs in the air.

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> March 20, 2008

byoFc

Bring Your Own FAMILY Crew; Fuckin' sweet crew based out of Northern Kentucky and Cincinnati. Nothing but hardasses and tough guys allowed in. Puts the BYOCF to shame, son.

"byoFc is so good!"

"byoFc ownz hardcore shows, even in cities it's not in."

"Alex from byoFc has AIDS."

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> March 20, 2008

testiclides

Slang term for "testicles".

Originally coined by faux Arabian rock/rap act Group X in their song "Idioth".

From 'Idioth': (In Middle-Eastern accent) Because, when I haive a saime problem, weef a laidie, she goes to towch the testiclides, and it maikes a sounde laike thais."

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> January 24, 2008

Tough Tony

Someone who acts tough, even when it's not necessary.

"My dude Stevie was in jail, and there was this Tough Tony in there acting hard constantly."

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> March 22, 2008

I got that good pussy

The least attractive thing a girl can say; usually meaning she's WT or just trashy in general, and has to brag about their reproductive organs to attract men--doesn't work. Ugh.

Me: "What's up? You want to catch a flick sometime?"
Whore: "How 'bout we go get busy? I got that good pussy."
Me: "Wow... I gotta go. Catch you on the flip side. Ugh!"

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> March 20, 2008

jobbing

Using; More specifically turning someone into a jobber: Someone who does things to fit in.

"I'm jobbing that bitch for her car and money. Sucker."

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> March 20, 2008