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"I was bangin my girl doggy syle and I was hittin it so hard and fast my captain popped out and the tip of my hog nailed her butt-cheek and gave me a Crotch Chop!!"
by David Meece January 5, 2006
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Get the lobster snatch mug.Somebodys drunk alter-ego that they turn into after way too much to drink. Usually becomes loud, horney, will have sex with anything that moves(fat chicks included), and even sometimes becomes violent.
"Man I was a real Hon Boobkin last night, I heard I pissed on a building, almost got into a fight, and almost porked a porker.....Hey where the hell is my phone?"
by David Meece February 21, 2006
Get the Hon Boobkin mug.When you have sex with a girl in the anus when she has the squirts, and when you pound them cakes she poops on your Ding Dong!!
"I was jammin Amanda's Hershey Highway and the dirty ho-bag didn't tell me she had been fighting the poop monster all day and she gave me a damn Butt-Chalupa!!"
by David Meece January 5, 2006
Get the Butt-chalupa mug."I was rideing Carley like a dog in heat when i blasted my seed into her bum, when i pulled my ding out it was covered in a nice little butt jam." WARNING: DO NOT USE ON SANDWICHES!
by David Meece January 5, 2006
Get the butt jam mug.Somebodys drunk alter-ego that they turn into after way too much to drink. Usually becomes loud, horney, will have sex with anything that moves(fat chicks included), and even sometimes becomes violent.
"Man I was a real Hon Boobkin last night, I heard I pissed on a building, almost got into a fight, and almost porked a porker.....Hey where the hell is my phone?"
by David Meece July 24, 2008
Get the Hon Boobkin mug."She was downing my hog like a mad women when all of a sudden i blew my load and she was covered in the knob slobber."
by David Meece January 5, 2006
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