8 definitions by David Meece

Crotch Chop

The feeling you get when you jam your dick; also sometimes refered to as "right angle your captain"

"I was bangin my girl doggy syle and I was hittin it so hard and fast my captain popped out and the tip of my hog nailed her butt-cheek and gave me a Crotch Chop!!"

by David Meece January 5, 2006

lobster snatch

The term used when a female shaves her vagina and it becomes red with a rash.

"While Mikey's sister was sleeping, i dry shaved her clam and gave her a nice lil lobster snatch!"

by David Meece January 5, 2006

Dirty Susan

A term that is used for a girl you has a really nasty vagina, especially if it is green. The term was made popular from the porno movie that originated and shares the name "Dirty Susan" in this fantastic flick the female actress does in fact have a green vagina.

Man #1: "So how'd your date go?"
Man #2: ... (pale white face)
Man #1: "Whats wrong bro?"
Man #2: "You remember that nightmare I keep having?"
Man #1: "The one you keep having since you watched "Dirty Susan?"
Man #2: "Yes, I think that really was Dirty Susan, her puss i think had either moss or mold growing on it!"

by David Meece January 10, 2006

butt jam

The mixture of seamen and poop, usually produced during anal sex when a man cums in the female.

"I was rideing Carley like a dog in heat when i blasted my seed into her bum, when i pulled my ding out it was covered in a nice little butt jam." WARNING: DO NOT USE ON SANDWICHES!

by David Meece January 5, 2006

Butt-chalupa

When you have sex with a girl in the anus when she has the squirts, and when you pound them cakes she poops on your Ding Dong!!

"I was jammin Amanda's Hershey Highway and the dirty ho-bag didn't tell me she had been fighting the poop monster all day and she gave me a damn Butt-Chalupa!!"

by David Meece January 5, 2006

Knob Slobber

The mixture of spit and seamen, usually produced when a man ejaculates in a women's mouth.

"She was downing my hog like a mad women when all of a sudden i blew my load and she was covered in the knob slobber."

by David Meece January 5, 2006

Hon Boobkin

Somebodys drunk alter-ego that they turn into after way too much to drink. Usually becomes loud, horney, will have sex with anything that moves(fat chicks included), and even sometimes becomes violent.

"Man I was a real Hon Boobkin last night, I heard I pissed on a building, almost got into a fight, and almost porked a porker.....Hey where the hell is my phone?"

by David Meece February 21, 2006