Definitions by David Hawaii
shooties
shooties by David Hawaii May 5, 2007
Moke vent
A vent located somewhere in Hong Kong, China that was originally "Smoke Vent", but the letter "S" fell off
Moke vent by David Hawaii May 3, 2007
Tooberculosis
Tooberculosis by David Hawaii May 3, 2007
diarrhacid
Diarrhea with a high acid content that causes severe burning sensations on and in the rectal sphincter. Can result in bleeding, chaffing, and the inability to walk properly.
Diarrhacid can also result in extraordinary pain upon sitting after business has been done.
Diarrhacid can also result in extraordinary pain upon sitting after business has been done.
Sounds made while trying to sit in a chair after a brutal session of diarrhacid
Ow...ow...ow...ow...ow...
aggghhh...agh...phew.
Ow...ow...ow...ow...ow...
aggghhh...agh...phew.
diarrhacid by David Hawaii May 2, 2007
Jamone
Come hither my dear friend as we have much to accompish today.
Interchangable with: come on, comeon, comon, c'mon, cmon, GTFOH, and GOH
Interchangable with: come on, comeon, comon, c'mon, cmon, GTFOH, and GOH
Jamone by David Hawaii May 2, 2007
ghost no wipe poopie
Compound word: Ghost poopie + No wipe poopie
Also referred to as "G-No-Wipe-Poopie"
A ghost no wipe poopie refers to a situation where while engaging in defecation, one feels a dropping exit the anus and hears the incurring splash. However, upon wiping the sphincter, no remnants are visible upon the toilet paper (no wipe poopie). In addition, the droppings appear to be absent from the toilet (ghost poopie).
The result can be frantic forced recollection of whether or not the poopie actually existed. This could possibly extend into more serious psychosomatic disorders like schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, obsessive compulsive disorder, eating disorders, and, of course, defecation disorders.
Also referred to as "G-No-Wipe-Poopie"
A ghost no wipe poopie refers to a situation where while engaging in defecation, one feels a dropping exit the anus and hears the incurring splash. However, upon wiping the sphincter, no remnants are visible upon the toilet paper (no wipe poopie). In addition, the droppings appear to be absent from the toilet (ghost poopie).
The result can be frantic forced recollection of whether or not the poopie actually existed. This could possibly extend into more serious psychosomatic disorders like schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, obsessive compulsive disorder, eating disorders, and, of course, defecation disorders.
Please seek immediate medical attention in the event of a ghost no wipe poopie as consequences are dire.
ghost no wipe poopie by David Hawaii May 2, 2007