Tooberculosis

Too much tuberculosis

Man look at that guy he's got tooberculosis

by David Hawaii May 03, 2007

CLCH

Chinese Lutheran Church of Hawaii

Lutheran church on Liliha street with many members (many of whom are Chinese, if that wasn't obvious from the name) who conduct service in English, Cantonese, and Mandarin.

Dude: Where you going this Sunday?
Dudette: Where else? CLCH!

by David Hawaii May 23, 2007

second hand stoned

To become stoned by breathing in the exhaled fumes of a pot smoker.

Dude! I'm gonna make you second hand stoned!!!!

by David Hawaii June 18, 2007

diarrhacid

Diarrhea with a high acid content that causes severe burning sensations on and in the rectal sphincter. Can result in bleeding, chaffing, and the inability to walk properly.

Diarrhacid can also result in extraordinary pain upon sitting after business has been done.

Sounds made while trying to sit in a chair after a brutal session of diarrhacid

Ow...ow...ow...ow...ow...
aggghhh...agh...phew.

by David Hawaii May 02, 2007

Yapanese

An extremely outspoken japanese person. Usually hosts on japanese talk shows.

Ahhhh soooo desuu kaaaaa mochi kama daisuki desuuu ahhhhh

Shuddup you Yapanese

by David Hawaii May 05, 2007

vicious guppy

A very dangerous fish residing in the tropical waters of the Hawaiian islands. Can swim up to 15 miles per hour and has a nasty bite. Also uses neurotoxins to neutralize it's victims and can kill an average size human male within 10 seconds.

It's diet consists solely of humans, and human-like creatures. Has also been reported to feed on cute babies.

Holy crap it's a vicious guppy!

RUUUNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!

by David Hawaii June 14, 2007

Moke vent

A vent located somewhere in Hong Kong, China that was originally "Smoke Vent", but the letter "S" fell off

Hey guys, look at that moke vent!

by David Hawaii May 03, 2007