(n.) A ridiculously retardedly high fee or expense.
feetards (pl.), feetarded (adj.), feetardedly (adv.)
feetards (pl.), feetarded (adj.), feetardedly (adv.)
by David Hawaii April 25, 2007
Alternate spelling of cellfiddler
Used to describe a breed of people that, at a party, upon realizing that they don't know anyone, recess into a corner or otherwise inconspicuous area and begin fiddling with their cell phone.
Used to describe a breed of people that, at a party, upon realizing that they don't know anyone, recess into a corner or otherwise inconspicuous area and begin fiddling with their cell phone.
by David Hawaii May 26, 2007
Diarrhea with a high acid content that causes severe burning sensations on and in the rectal sphincter. Can result in bleeding, chaffing, and the inability to walk properly.
Diarrhacid can also result in extraordinary pain upon sitting after business has been done.
Diarrhacid can also result in extraordinary pain upon sitting after business has been done.
Sounds made while trying to sit in a chair after a brutal session of diarrhacid
Ow...ow...ow...ow...ow...
aggghhh...agh...phew.
Ow...ow...ow...ow...ow...
aggghhh...agh...phew.
by David Hawaii April 25, 2007
American chat english for "This Is So Not Fair".
Usually used when parents take away cell phones due to severly high phone bills.
(Yeah this is from the commercial)
Usually used when parents take away cell phones due to severly high phone bills.
(Yeah this is from the commercial)
by David Hawaii May 08, 2007
by David Hawaii April 26, 2007
A statement given while watching another person performing some kind of dishonest or illegal action.
Syn. Humbah, Humbalalah, Humbala Ukulele Momma Kissed The Baby Peanut Butter Jelly Daddy Did The Hula
Syn. Humbah, Humbalalah, Humbala Ukulele Momma Kissed The Baby Peanut Butter Jelly Daddy Did The Hula
by David Hawaii May 08, 2007
An apple mp3 player (iPod) which you have just purchased and you are showing off to your friends (even though, they all have one too, along with the rest of the world).
by David Hawaii February 23, 2007