David Hawaii's definitions

myPod

An apple mp3 player (iPod) which you have just purchased and you are showing off to your friends (even though, they all have one too, along with the rest of the world).

My + iPod = myPod

"Hey guys, look at myPod"

by David Hawaii February 24, 2007

Humbalah

A statement given while watching another person performing some kind of dishonest or illegal action.

Syn. Humbah, Humbalalah, Humbala Ukulele Momma Kissed The Baby Peanut Butter Jelly Daddy Did The Hula

Boy spills a glass of milk
Girl: Humbalah!
Boy: Why don't you just shut up and help, prick.

by David Hawaii May 22, 2007

Feetard

(n.) A ridiculously retardedly high fee or expense.

feetards (pl.), feetarded (adj.), feetardedly (adv.)

Man, cover was thirty bucks!
Dude, what a feetardedly feetarded feetard

by David Hawaii May 2, 2007

moke fight

n. A quarrel occurring between two or more mokes. A potentially dangerous situation one should seek to avoid at all costs.

Holy crap is a moke fight!
RUNNNNNN!!!!!

by David Hawaii May 28, 2007

mis-wave

To return a wave to someone you think is waving at you, but is actually waving to the person behind you. Usually results in embarrassment and introversion.

Damn...I thought that girl was waving at me :(

HHAHAHAHA MIS-WAVE!!!!!!

by David Hawaii June 15, 2007

Moke vent

A vent located somewhere in Hong Kong, China that was originally "Smoke Vent", but the letter "S" fell off

Hey guys, look at that moke vent!

by David Hawaii May 3, 2007

Cellfiddlers

Alternate spelling of cellphiddlers

Used to describe a breed of people that, at a party, upon realizing that they don't know anyone, recess into a corner or otherwise inconspicuous area and begin fiddling with their cell phone.

- Man, I don't know anyone here, guess I'm a cellfiddler tonight :)

- Everyone loves cellfiddlers!

by David Hawaii June 14, 2007