David Hawaii's definitions

Humbalah

A statement given while watching another person performing some kind of dishonest or illegal action.

Syn. Humbah, Humbalalah, Humbala Ukulele Momma Kissed The Baby Peanut Butter Jelly Daddy Did The Hula

Boy spills a glass of milk
Girl: Humbalah!
Boy: Why don't you just shut up and help, prick.

by David Hawaii May 22, 2007

mis-wave

To return a wave to someone you think is waving at you, but is actually waving to the person behind you. Usually results in embarrassment and introversion.

Damn...I thought that girl was waving at me :(

HHAHAHAHA MIS-WAVE!!!!!!

by David Hawaii June 15, 2007

Feetard

(n.) A ridiculously retardedly high fee or expense.

feetards (pl.), feetarded (adj.), feetardedly (adv.)

Man, cover was thirty bucks!
Dude, what a feetardedly feetarded feetard

by David Hawaii May 2, 2007

malasian

The ignorant, uneducated way to spell Malaysian

Spell malasian right idiots

by David Hawaii May 2, 2007

Yapanese

An extremely outspoken japanese person. Usually hosts on japanese talk shows.

Ahhhh soooo desuu kaaaaa mochi kama daisuki desuuu ahhhhh

Shuddup you Yapanese

by David Hawaii May 5, 2007

movie magic

The ability of characters in movies to wake up after a long night a drunken sex and have perfect makeup, fully made hair, clean skin, fresh breath, and flawless composure.

Can be observed in a great deal of movies, television series, and short films.

There is no way she could look like that after sex, it's just...NOT POSSIBLE!

Dude, calm down, it's not real, it's movie magic okay?

by David Hawaii June 14, 2007

diarrhacid

Diarrhea with a high acid content that causes severe burning sensations on and in the rectal sphincter. Can result in bleeding, chaffing, and the inability to walk properly.

Diarrhacid can also result in extraordinary pain upon sitting after business has been done.

Sounds made while trying to sit in a chair after a brutal session of diarrhacid

Ow...ow...ow...ow...ow...
aggghhh...agh...phew.

by David Hawaii May 2, 2007