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Definitions by David Hawaii

second hand stoned 

To become stoned by breathing in the exhaled fumes of a pot smoker.
Dude! I'm gonna make you second hand stoned!!!!

North Park 

The apparently unknown and evil opposite of South Park.
South Park is awesome, but that North Park...scary.
North Park by David Hawaii June 16, 2007

guitarthritis 

The painful cramping sensation felt after playing the guitar for an absurdly long time.
Damn, I got guitarthritis...but I can't stop!...Play on! Play on!
guitarthritis by David Hawaii June 16, 2007

mis-wave 

To return a wave to someone you think is waving at you, but is actually waving to the person behind you. Usually results in embarrassment and introversion.
Damn...I thought that girl was waving at me :(

HHAHAHAHA MIS-WAVE!!!!!!
mis-wave by David Hawaii June 15, 2007

Cellfiddlers 

Alternate spelling of cellphiddlers

Used to describe a breed of people that, at a party, upon realizing that they don't know anyone, recess into a corner or otherwise inconspicuous area and begin fiddling with their cell phone.
- Man, I don't know anyone here, guess I'm a cellfiddler tonight :)

- Everyone loves cellfiddlers!
Cellfiddlers by David Hawaii June 14, 2007

Cellphiddlers 

Alternate spelling of cellfiddler

Used to describe a breed of people that, at a party, upon realizing that they don't know anyone, recess into a corner or otherwise inconspicuous area and begin fiddling with their cell phone.
Man, i don't know anyone here, guess I'm a cellphiddler tonight :)

Everyone loves cellphiddlers!
Cellphiddlers by David Hawaii June 14, 2007

movie magic 

The ability of characters in movies to wake up after a long night a drunken sex and have perfect makeup, fully made hair, clean skin, fresh breath, and flawless composure.

Can be observed in a great deal of movies, television series, and short films.
There is no way she could look like that after sex, it's just...NOT POSSIBLE!

Dude, calm down, it's not real, it's movie magic okay?
movie magic by David Hawaii June 14, 2007