A book, notes, or other study material that sits willingly and faithfully by your side the day before the exam while you procrastinate surfing the web or watching television.
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Also referred to as "G-No-Wipe-Poopie"
A ghost no wipe poopie refers to a situation where while engaging in defecation, one feels a dropping exit the anus and hears the incurring splash. However, upon wiping the sphincter, no remnants are visible upon the toilet paper (no wipe poopie). In addition, the droppings appear to be absent from the toilet (ghost poopie).
The result can be frantic forced recollection of whether or not the poopie actually existed. This could possibly extend into more serious psychosomatic disorders like schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, obsessive compulsive disorder, eating disorders, and, of course, defecation disorders.
Also referred to as "G-No-Wipe-Poopie"
A ghost no wipe poopie refers to a situation where while engaging in defecation, one feels a dropping exit the anus and hears the incurring splash. However, upon wiping the sphincter, no remnants are visible upon the toilet paper (no wipe poopie). In addition, the droppings appear to be absent from the toilet (ghost poopie).
The result can be frantic forced recollection of whether or not the poopie actually existed. This could possibly extend into more serious psychosomatic disorders like schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, obsessive compulsive disorder, eating disorders, and, of course, defecation disorders.
Please seek immediate medical attention in the event of a ghost no wipe poopie as consequences are dire.
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feetards (pl.), feetarded (adj.), feetardedly (adv.)
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Get the malasian mug.(k-yool) n. A synonym of cool, used most often during instant messenging between those between the ages of 13 and 18 years.
"Hey man, I just got a sweet new bike for christmas"
"Kyool dude, can I borrow it?"
"No dude. You can't."
"Kyool dude, can I borrow it?"
"No dude. You can't."
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Can be observed in a great deal of movies, television series, and short films.
Can be observed in a great deal of movies, television series, and short films.
There is no way she could look like that after sex, it's just...NOT POSSIBLE!
Dude, calm down, it's not real, it's movie magic okay?
Dude, calm down, it's not real, it's movie magic okay?
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