Feetard

(n.) A ridiculously retardedly high fee or expense.

feetards (pl.), feetarded (adj.), feetardedly (adv.)
Man, cover was thirty bucks!
Dude, what a feetardedly feetarded feetard
by David Hawaii April 25, 2007
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holey

1. A common misspelling of the word "holy"
2. From, of, or related to a hole
3. Cute way of saying "hole"
1. Holey shit!
2. Holey shit!
3. Shit holey!
by David Hawaii May 08, 2007
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Procrastipartner

A book, notes, or other study material that sits willingly and faithfully by your side the day before the exam while you procrastinate surfing the web or watching television.
Dude, I didn't get any studying done. Damn procrastipartner.
by David Hawaii May 08, 2007
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Moke vent

A vent located somewhere in Hong Kong, China that was originally "Smoke Vent", but the letter "S" fell off
by David Hawaii April 25, 2007
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Cellphiddlers

Alternate spelling of cellfiddler

Used to describe a breed of people that, at a party, upon realizing that they don't know anyone, recess into a corner or otherwise inconspicuous area and begin fiddling with their cell phone.
Man, i don't know anyone here, guess I'm a cellphiddler tonight :)

Everyone loves cellphiddlers!
by David Hawaii May 26, 2007
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diarrhacid

Diarrhea with a high acid content that causes severe burning sensations on and in the rectal sphincter. Can result in bleeding, chaffing, and the inability to walk properly.

Diarrhacid can also result in extraordinary pain upon sitting after business has been done.
Sounds made while trying to sit in a chair after a brutal session of diarrhacid

Ow...ow...ow...ow...ow...
aggghhh...agh...phew.
by David Hawaii April 25, 2007
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TISNF

American chat english for "This Is So Not Fair".
Usually used when parents take away cell phones due to severly high phone bills.
(Yeah this is from the commercial)
Mom: Well I'm taking away your cell phone
Girl: TISNF!!!
Mom: I'll tell you...what's...SNF...
by David Hawaii May 08, 2007
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