Definitions by David Faircloth

lip balls

What some one sucking a dick has sticking out of their mouth.

While giving Dave head, Judy's lip balls hung on her chin.

lip balls by David Faircloth July 2, 2005

duck cheese 

The white stinkie slime found on the head of your dick at the end of the day.

I found some duck cheese on my dick last night dear.

duck cheese by David Faircloth July 1, 2005

Crack butter 

The smelly sweat mixed with shit found in the crack of an ass.

After working all day, Jim noticed the smell of crack butter coming from his pants.

Crack butter by David Faircloth July 1, 2005

one eyed heat probe 

A penis, prick, pecker, cock tool.

I just had to use my trusty one eyed heat probe.

one eyed heat probe by David Faircloth July 1, 2005

stink finger 

What happens when wipeing your ass too hard and punching a hole in the paper.

I wish my wife would get better tolit paper. Everytime I wipe my ass I have stink finger for hours.

stink finger by David Faircloth July 1, 2005

Throat rod 

A dick down a throat.

I watched Janis use a large throat rod to satisfy that tickle see has.

Throat rod by David Faircloth July 1, 2005

GMAFB 

Short for Give Me A Fucking Brake.

You have been bitching about shomething all fucking day. GMAFB

GMAFB by David Faircloth June 13, 2005