Definitions by David

Schenectady 

An incurable affliction of the duodenum.

I'm so sorry sir, but you've got Schenectady.

Schenectady by David November 8, 2003

clit bang

Ow!

Bang! Ow!

clit bang by David November 8, 2003

Gene Puddle 

Slightly shallower genetic source of those whose actions make it obvious that they sprang from a place with not much variety in DNA.

You sent troops where?! When?! Boy, the gene puddle must have been drying out by the time your parents had you.

Gene Puddle by David November 8, 2003

Younto 

"Do you want to" in West Virginian

Younto grab us some tourists from that there river and make 'em squeal like piggies?

Younto by David November 8, 2003

blazing blunts 

means getting high, smoking maraijuana and getting high.

We were blazing blunts at the party all night man

blazing blunts by David November 4, 2003

nhi 

Acronym used by police to describe crimes between vicious criminals. (No Humans Involved)

I'm not wasting too much time time trying to solve this MF-er; its an NHI

nhi by David November 3, 2003

hep 

this word once meant what "hip" came to mean, and what "phat" or "tha bomb" means today

That cat playing on the bongos is hep, man!

hep by David October 31, 2003