David 's definitions

kwok

hold pen in between pecs

You know your chest is huge if you can kwok a pen.

by david February 24, 2004

turkey

The country which is not willing to recognise Armenian genocide which happened between 1915-1917 and took lives of about 2 millions of inoccent armenian women, children and men. Though all facts make it obvious that genocide took place, turkey still denies it and doesn't want to pay and return the land which belongs to Armenia. After being warned by his comrades not to kill Jews, Adolf Hitler said: Who remembers the Armenian massacre now?

speaker 1: What can you say about Turkey?

speaker 2: I can say that it is the most shitty country which has no courage to pay for the mistakes it did.

speaker 1: Yeah, I agree with you... Turkey SUCKS all the way...

by David June 19, 2006

upside

1) preposition: meaning "against" or "up against"

2) noun: a possitive thing

1) You don't quite, Imma bus' you upside yo head, foo'
1) He threw him upside the truck. (up against the truck)

2) Well at least the upside is that we get paid for it.

by David May 13, 2005

Mythic Entertainment

Mythic is a small Game company which first came out with some fairly cool at the time games back around 1996, they were small time, and werent Some Big shot company at first, and still they arent that big, then came out with a hit, Dark Age of Camelot, which is an MMRPG that is played online. Basically the story goes king Aurther has died, and the Norse of one Realm are attacking the Celts at another Realm against Aurthur's Home realm. Very cool game if you have the time to put into it. Many expansions have come out, and some people say that the game has become less and less fun with new expansions, but for the most part, the game is One of the Finest MMORPGS out there. Its a Bitter Rival of World of Warcraft. Mythic is now Starting concepts of it's next game which sets place in an alternate Earth where Rome never fell, and it is set in the future, not much more is known about it, probably at least 2 years away.

I cannot wait to see Mythic Enterainment at the E3 game convention.

by David March 14, 2005

microwave oven

A device that heats up food very fast. Often shortened to ''microwave''.

I need to pop some popcorn in my microwave oven.

by David March 6, 2004

shipe

To shipe is to sleep with somebody, but nothing happens of a sexual nature. You are literally sleeping with somebody.

"Katie and Anne Marie are going to shipe tonight"

by David November 1, 2004

bloody sunday

eating out a woman while she is in the process of having a miscarriage

My girlfriend was having a miscarriage, so I decided to make it better for her by giving her a bloody sunday.

by David January 17, 2005