sie

(interjection) it's like the word "sike!", but you only use it in serious situations.

(At a funeral)...Oh my gosh! The body is alive! He never died....sie!

by David January 08, 2003

lbfm

jocular abbr. for little brown fucking machine, apparently coined to refer to Vietnamese and other Asian female prostitutes during the Vietnam War, but now reserved almost exclusively for compliant Filipinas and Indonesians, whether professional or not. Frequently used in Hong Kong, but never for male sexual partners.

'You should try the Neptune II in Wanchai if you're looking for a Filipina or Indonesian takeaway. On Sunday afternoons the place is full of lbfms.'

by David December 19, 2003

Nick Lachey

Lucky bastard who not only gets to fuck Jessica Simpson whenever he wants to, but also has a lot of money.

He's such a Nick Lachey.

by David May 13, 2004

windsurfing

to masturbate and get great pleasure

man, i wacked off all over my friends school shirt last night

by david September 21, 2004

stroking the coxswain's daughter

Having manual sex with a woman as opposed to a woman masturbating herself.

I didn't have any protection but I brought her off by stroking the coxswain's daughter.

by David March 22, 2004

typewriters

longest word u can type without the bottom 2 rows of you keyboard

if u can find a word longer than this w/o using the top 2 rows of keys ill give you a buck

by David October 21, 2004

nerd ass

A hardcore nerd. Often exclaimed upon the observation of someone doing something incredibly nerdy.

Steve still collects comic books at thirty years of age. This is because of the fact that he is a freaking nerd ass.

by David November 12, 2004