David's definitions

bonching

The act of inserting objects of various size and shape into one's anus.

Hey Danny, wanna bonch this soda can?

by david April 17, 2005

majorly

majorly is what you get when you mumble and slur "major league". So, I am "major league" annoyed = I am "majorly" annoyed.

"He was majorly upset."

by david June 28, 2004

reptile

A class of cold-blooded vertebrates that includes turtles, lizards, snakes, alligators and crocodile.

Dinosaurs were reptiles.

by David March 6, 2004

fire alarm

A very annoying thing in schools that is so darn loud and hurts people's ears when it goes off. They make fire alarms so loud and annoying.

There was a fire drill and that loud annoying fire alarm went off.

by David March 6, 2004

sheeptard

The divine spirit.

Sheeptard is god

by David December 30, 2003

praying to the porcelain gods

when you are kneeling over a toilet and puking

after she got sauced, she sucked off every guy at the party and then was praying to the porcelain gods

by david August 12, 2003

pantry

A small room in a kitchen that is used for storing food.

I need to get the cake mix out of the pantry.

by David March 6, 2004