David's definitions

Sploogie Poindexter

a male masterbator; usually a computer geek that is addicted to porn sites.

The IT guy is such a Sploogie Poindexter that his thumb and forefinger are constantly slick.

by David December 2, 2003

Domino

Badass X-Woman, usually working as a mercenary or outlaw "superhero," often alongside Cable. She has a milky-white complexion and a black, filled-in circle, tattooed around her eye; this was done while she was an infant. She has a "luck" power, and enhanced agility and strength. She can handle a gun, damned well.

"You know there’s a fine line between interrogation and torture. Don’t make me cross it."
-Domino

by David February 10, 2004

Walderbeast

Hairy northern animal with bitch tits

Matthew the walderbeast

by David February 17, 2004

nutz hang

to sag yo pants down

"It a everyday thang if u let your nutz hang" lol

by David May 13, 2005

fidge

Fidging is the taking of free samples of fudge on a regular basis with no intention of buying.

"I'm off fidging later from the Fudge Kitchen"

by David October 23, 2004

in my life

A phrase, origin of which is in Hebrew .It is away to express reliability . It's equivalent to "in my mother life" .

He: did you look at my girl friend ?
Me : in my life I didn't even looked at her

by David May 13, 2005

Cocknee

Derived from the English words cock and knee.
1.) Used as an exclamatory when feeling afraid. Mostly from UFO's and termites.

2.) Can be used to name a pet, such as a toy poodle.

1.A) Oh cocknee its a gosh durn UFO!!!

1.B) Holy cocknee termites are everywhere! Get the fuck out bitch!

2.) Haha Cocknee is such a weird looking animal.

by David February 28, 2005