mink stole

a brilliant and severely under-rated comedic actress. Well known from John Waters films. She popularized the term 'pigfucker'.
Mink Stole is soooooooo fabulous.
by David October 29, 2003
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[tap]

vb. to have sex with
by David November 18, 2003
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Pull an OJ

Archaic definition: Run through an airport.

Modern definition: Commit murder against one's domestic violence victim, in a homicidal rage and get away with it
Archaic usage: They were just closing the jetway doors, I really had to pull an OJ.

Modern usage: Shut the f-ck up b-tch or I'll have to pull an OJ on your fat ho' ass.
by David October 31, 2003
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e-zine

A website following the style and subject matter of a "zine." The "E" is e-zine stands for "electronic," similar to the e in e-mail. "Zine" derives from the word "magazine."
"Have you seen his e-zine? It's friggin awesome."
by David December 16, 2004
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Vaginal Crouton

A small brownish green growth that lies on the outer lips of a cheesy and yeast infected vaginal canal. Upon sitting for months, the growth hardens into a delicious and crunchy crouton. Often, when ripe, the crouton can be plucked for the beginnings of a prized collection. (Often dipped in MUNG for flavor).
Hey Enrique, look at the diameter of her vaginal crouton. Let's get a bib!
by David November 15, 2003
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bloody sunday

eating out a woman while she is in the process of having a miscarriage
My girlfriend was having a miscarriage, so I decided to make it better for her by giving her a bloody sunday.
by David January 17, 2005
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reptile

A class of cold-blooded vertebrates that includes turtles, lizards, snakes, alligators and crocodile.
by David March 06, 2004
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