Davey 's definitions

shemoose

A closeted homosexual who lives at home in his late thirties, sells used cars to pay for his Barry Manilow Greatest Hits CD, and thinks 56 year old women who have had gastric bypass surgery are "very attractive."

Emoose1940: IM 37 AND I STILL WANT TO GRAB A STICK AND GO OUT IN THE BACK YARD AND PLAY ARMY,,, BANG,,,, BANG,,, BANG

by Davey February 8, 2005

Han Solo and Princess Complex

A condition in which two people who hate each other so much can't help but love each other.

Jane and Billy have the Han Solo and Princess complex; I saw them kissing last week after they fought!

by Davey September 12, 2004

mars volta

the product of genre transcendence; fuckoff amazing.

-Hey Brian, did you hear about these guys the Mars Volta who transcended genre?

-Yeah Steve, i heard they're fuckoff amazing.

by davey January 25, 2004

TheEndruu

One who tries to be funny, often without success.

TheEndruu told a joke, the joke left something to be desired: Funny.

by Davey July 15, 2003

death

Welcome relinquish from this bullshit

In the darkness we are forming

by Davey January 15, 2004

barney

A man in a purple dinosaur suit who hangs out behind a little kid's school. Always talks with the kids and sings songs with them--as long as the teachers aren't around. Magically dissapears and turns into a small, doll version of himself whenever an adult--especially a policeman--approaches him. Probably was horny as kid, and god knows what he does to those poor children when his/her friends aren't around.

Barney teaches children just how fun life can be.

by Davey June 5, 2004

Quartz-Bauble

A suspended clew of shit trapped in the pubic anal hair.

Quincy, please release your fore-finger and thumb from my Quartz-Bauble's - My asshole is stinging like a japanese wasp

by Davey November 6, 2003