Dave Buttox's definitions

pabst smear

when you drink to much Pabst blue ribbon the night before and you have beer fart's all the next day..you get smoker's breath on youre draw's

I have a big ol' pabst smear on my favorite pant's

by Dave buttox May 17, 2004

chach bowl

A small bowl of weed packed by a person who is real stingy. which usually consiist's of a few speck's of trim and seed's and stem's...

I went to Salty Jason's house and all he did was give me a light beer and pack a chach bowl....

by Dave buttox May 17, 2004

mize

To take by cunning mean's to steal..

I went to a party and someone mized my lighter...

by Dave buttox May 5, 2004

Epf

Epf is a sound made when somone say's something to you that you think is a waste of breath....a reaction to a idiotic statement....

Jerry.."hey Buttox I havent drank or smoked or eatin meat since new year's"

Dave...."Epf.."

by Dave buttox May 17, 2004

smoker's breath

It is a term that is a comparison to those old tv ads' which showed people blowing cig smoke thru a cheese cloth and the stain that is left on it look's like skid mark's in underwear..

My silk boxer's have smoker's breath on them

by Dave buttox May 17, 2004

upper deck

When you take the top off a toilet and shit in it so and replace it so when the next victim flushe's instead of becoming clean it fill's up with shit..

This dude pissed my off so I gave him the ol' upper deck..

by Dave buttox May 5, 2004

the fondaloon

The act of swiming to the bottom of a pool and farting then swiming up and biteing the bubble's with youre teeth...

I laughed when he did the fondaloon in my pool...

by Dave buttox May 10, 2004