Definitions by Dave Berkowsky

crotch grab 

When one grabs their crotch. More often than not the offender is unaware of the action. This proves most hilarious when film or camera equipment is present.

Ian did a major crotch grab in the handguns movie.

crotch grab by Dave Berkowsky January 7, 2009

mescapades

Adventures and amusing mishaps done or had while under the influence of mescaline

Man those mescapades we had last night after we took those pellets were mad funny

I felt like I was one with the world while we were partaking in those incredibly amusing mescapades last night, such as drawing large graffiti penises all over Taco Bell.

mescapades by Dave Berkowsky April 15, 2008

helen keller downtown bonanza

To insert one's hand into the rectum of another and proceed in speaking in sign language.

I was boning this chick, and i decided to give her a Helen Keller Downtown Bonanza

helen keller downtown bonanza by Dave Berkowsky October 16, 2007