Stinky Eel

Performing oral sex after anal sex without the use of hands touching the man flesh. Also known as A2M.
Sally needed mouth wash after I gave her the Stinky Eel
by Dave December 16, 2004
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UMP

Universal Machine Pistol

Developed by Heckler & Koch. 25-round clip chambered for .45acp.

Considered to be "an MP5 for experts". Considered by me to be "the modern-day Tommygun".
"The UMP is just a gun one can just fuck with in Counterstrike. It serves you bad, then it serves you good. It's a hypocritical gun it seems...so that's why I deem it as 'a gun you fuck with once in a while'."
-me
by Dave April 01, 2004
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gfya

go fist your asshole. originated by a guy named stu in harrisburg, pennsylvania. it can be used joking or seriously
#1: fuck you!
#2: GFYA!

#1: nice shot you jackass, lol
#2: gfya, bitches
by Dave January 04, 2005
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Wrinkled Penny

I tapped into her wrinkled penny last nite.
by Dave September 27, 2004
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rucksack

*A slang term referring to the scrotum (aka : testicles).

*A type of backpack, often worn by military personnel, usually squarish-shaped and used for storing miscellaneous supplies.
"I'll kick that dumbfuck right in the rucksack if I have to! >_< "
-me

"I wanan wear a rucksack to school one day."
-me
by Dave May 19, 2004
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BT Connect

I'm so confused i'm BT Connect
by Dave November 19, 2003
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smoking the turkey

when you stick ciggerettes up someones butt
by dave May 13, 2005
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