Cock-punch

closed-fist blow to the penis
These folks deserve a big cock-punch.
by Dave October 22, 2003
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paisano

"I think."
-me

"Hey paisano!"
-a mafian walking past a fellow mafian
by Dave June 14, 2004
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jack the beanstalk

"I was jackin' the beanstalk while watching the Playboy channel."
-me
by Dave June 06, 2004
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Stenbacka

A person who seldom does anything right and is considered stupid by all.
He is such a stenbacka
by Dave February 19, 2005
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burnded

To be burned like you never been burned before
Arrrrhhhhhhh. I womped ur ass, u got burnded like u never did before
by Dave January 16, 2004
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Disco Day Syndrome

A problem affecting people with genuine illness when their colleagues don't believe that they are actually ill.

Most often attributed to previous Disco Days being taken (as in the boy who cried wolf).

Results in frustration for the sick person.

Originated in Accountancy Practices in Bristol.
Dave had a stinking cold but all his colleagues believed he was taking a Disco Day.
by Dave December 09, 2004
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Intel

*A corporation that developed computer processors bearing its name, known for being very powerful, yet overpriced.

*Short for "intelligence", often government-related intelligence-gathering, often from the CIA, NSA, FBI.
"My most favorite Intel commercials are : the very first one, and the one with the Simpsons."

"Intel shows that the building is jam-packed with heavily-armed terrorists."
"Goodie."
by Dave September 10, 2004
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