LAM

Laser Aiming Module

A module that is equipped with a laser-aimer, that can be attached to a gun.
"The H&K Mark 23 is symbolic with that suppressor and LAM, kinda like the one shown in Metal Gear Solid."
-me
by Dave June 16, 2004
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compustore

Best damn computer store ever! Found in the northern hemisphere. Also found on the internet at www.CompuStore.com
CompuStore.com "Not CompUSA", "TigerDirect" and definately not Circuit City. Where the likes of NASA and Geeks from Tech TV find ASUS and other great computer hardware and wireless networking items.
by Dave July 08, 2004
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snoogins

Snoogins as said by Kevin Smith (the creator of the word) means just kidding.
I'm gonna do you right now. Snoogins
by Dave March 02, 2004
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Ultra 64

The original name for what is now known as the Nintendo 64.
"Maybe the name is better off being 'Nintendo 64', but I miss the swank details on the system when it was called 'Ultra 64'."
-me
by Dave January 08, 2005
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Bill Clinton

42nd US president. Said to have done great things for our shores, but overseas he did crappy. He was also immoral and lied under oath, actually making him the first president to do so.
"Some say that Bill Clinton is to blame for Nine-Eleven. Who knows who to blame..."
-me
by Dave March 31, 2004
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tig ol' bitties

"Big ol' titties", rearranged to not sound so offensive, although everyone most likely knows what this means. -_-
"Man girl I love your tig ol' bitties!"
"Aw!? Fuck you you fucking pervert!"
"What?"
by Dave December 31, 2004
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roll deep

Used to describe having sex with a fatty.
Last night I was so hard up I had to roll deep.
by Dave December 16, 2004
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