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go-code

An order issued, often between armed personnel, which basically means "go!".
"Ok I'm gonna give the go-code."
-a military general about to give his boys the ok to proceed onto an objective
by Dave March 31, 2004
mugGet the go-codemug.

OIF

"OIF is by far the US's most challenging war, on ALL aspects, including particularly politics."
-me
by Dave September 13, 2004
mugGet the OIFmug.

you shut up

A quick response from a person being told to shut up.
POSEUR : "Yo yo yo yo you suck motherfucker!"
ME : "What?"
POSEUR : "Why do you wear army clothes anyway are you a faggot?"
ME : "Shut up!"
POSEUR : "You shut up!"
by Dave January 6, 2005
mugGet the you shut upmug.

RAK

ahr-ay-kay

Random Act of Kindness.

Just an unexpected, and completely random, act of a good deed, hence kindness.
"I figured I'd pay for his meal. You know, just an RAK."
"RAK?"
"Random Act of Kindness."
"Riiiiight..."
by Dave July 7, 2004
mugGet the RAKmug.

cigarette

1. A magic wand used to conjure buses. You can stand there for an hour waiting for your bus to come, but as soon as you light up a fag, it will come round the corner, forcing you to put it out.

2. Something that non-smokers frequently manage to die of cancer without ever using.

3. Something for self-righteous but somewhat timid morons to declaim and campaign against without having to feel like they're going out on a limb.

4. A drug that makes you violent and cuts your IQ in half, damages your liver, frequently causes death on the roads and in homes, destroys careers, lives and families, and costs our country millions every year in lost productivity from people who are too sick to come in to work after using too much of it the night before. Oh no wait, that's beer.
Let's see, what shall I spend my time campaigning against? Racism? No... how about religious fundamentalism? Maybe pollution or censorship... Ah, no, I've got it! Cigarettes!
by Dave June 20, 2004
mugGet the cigarettemug.

LABLUMF

Can't give him a fat lip, black eye or a job. What a LABLUMF!
by Dave January 15, 2004
mugGet the LABLUMFmug.

Tomahawk

*A type of axe used by native americans.

*A type of radical hairstyle.

*The name of America's hi-tech cruise missile system, launchable by all kinds of weapons, such as naval craft.
"We don't need nuclear weapons; we got Tomahawks equipped with built-in infrared sensors and GPS control for pinpoint accuracy! This was displayed during Iraqi Freedom."
-me
by Dave March 23, 2004
mugGet the Tomahawkmug.

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