Dave's definitions

maureen moor

one fat jewish prostitute that chows down on man milk

this fat girl pulled a maureen on me

the obese woman on the corner that blows sheep at the market is called maureen moor

by dave April 30, 2003

finding a pencil

According to Charlie Brown, this is how to achieve happiness.

"Happiness...is...finding a pencil..."
-Charlie Brown singing some song about happiness....never heard it though; my older brother sings it and it pisses me off so much that I wanna punch that damn nucker in the face

by Dave March 28, 2004

pro-gun

One who endorses guns, and preserving the legalization of domestic ordnance.

"I am pro-gun. ^_^ Anti-gun wussies can kiss my ass."
-me

by Dave June 22, 2004

Pussy Crumbs

A wet film left around the mouth after oral sex performed on a female.

Yo, that bitch left me wit pussy crumbs all over my face.

by Dave July 15, 2005

judanaut

Someone highly trained in the ways of being Jud. Most Judtastic!

He's a real Judanaut!

by Dave November 19, 2003

HBO

*Home Box Office.

*Help a Brotha Out.

"HBO made a kick-ass Spawn cartoon back in '97."

"Aw shit homey, HBO!"
"Yeah man good channel."
"No dumbass, our brotha is getting his ass kicked!"
"Oh."

by Dave January 25, 2005

huar

Andrew Dice Clay's pronunciation of "whore".

"Awright hope you had a wonderful time. Bye now....huar..."
-Andrew Dice Clay, The Day The Laughter Died

by Dave March 25, 2004