Dave's definitions

clatter

Irish. meaning to hit/strike someone.

Some arsehole was slagging my girlfriend last night so I took him outside and clattered the shit out of him.

by dave December 28, 2005

7.62x51mm NATO

One of NATO's military firearm calibers. The 7.62x51mm NATO cartridge is often used in allied (American, UK, German, French, etc) machine guns, sniper rifles, and even a few assault rifles (such as Heckler & Koch's G3A3).

The civilian 7.62x51mm NATO round is the .308 Winchester.

by Dave February 1, 2004

Muffar

Spanish Verb-To Be A Dickhead

Muffemos- We are Dickheads

by Dave August 18, 2003

Teabegger

One who begs to be teabagged by a stud with big strong balls that dominate when used to hump into submission and obedience.

Everyone who met him, tea begged him for his manhood, each took one look at him and could not help become his teabegger.

by Dave June 18, 2006

clown wig

The untrimmed pubic hair bush of a grown man.

She told me my clown wig was tickling her nose.

by Dave February 10, 2004

Sumo_monkey22

1. The most hansomest kid in the world.
2. One hot tamali

Look at Sumo_monkey22 he is hot!

by dave November 18, 2003

linear-minded

A type of person that is unable to think after acquiring knowledge of something. Somewhat similar to close-minded people.
This is possibly a definition from those who expect too much out of people, such as myself.
Linear-mindedness could also be similar to being conclusive, as well as being bureaucratic.

"A local USMC recruiter said I couldn't join because 'I have bipolar', but that was only because I said I took anti-depressant pills, along with aderol."
-me

by Dave July 8, 2004