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Definitions by Dave

*A black person (?).
*A popular term referring to cutting with a particular foreign object (like a sword, knife, claw, hell even a spoon)
*A slang term for a woman's vagina.
*A term referring to a fraction of a topping to a food, particularly pizza.
*A try, similar to "shot" or "stab".
*Another term to refer to the engagement of sexual intercourse.
"Why do they call black people slices all of a sudden?"

"If you piss me off I swear to God I'll slice your penis off like fucking Marilyn Manson!!!"

"C'mon, you know you wanna chomp away on that slice a'her's."

"This pizza has all kinds of toppings like slices of 'shrooms and pepperoni."

"I wanna have another slice at that guy. I never quit. I'll kill him this time..."

"So now you're all revved up....you're ready to slice'em, and all of a sudden...'can I go to the bathroom?'."
slice by Dave February 22, 2004

the stuff 

Premier term referring to drugs, especially marijuana.
"Uh thanks but I don't need....the stuff."
-me after being asked, "hey Dave wanna smoke a bowl". This is pretty much my answer whenever I'm asked that. lol
the stuff by Dave February 22, 2004

calling all cars

One of the oldest orders given from a policeman to summon all available units to investigate a crime or situation, particularly police cars.
"Calling all cars, calling all cars!"
-some cop in a lame-ass 40's movie or similar show
calling all cars by Dave February 22, 2004
A thin, metallic, oval-like-shaped plate used as a form of identification on various aspects (like name, DOB, blood type, etc), worn with a chain (like a necklace), usually by infantry.
The true purpose of the dogtag is to be able to easily identify the corpse of a soldier. The dogtags are usually rested into the mouth of a soldier, sometimes even shoved up their teeth.
"Up their teeth? Ouch....I know they're dead, but still."
-me

PS : my dogtag reads:

GROSS
DAVID
AN ARMY OF ONE
JUNE 14, 1775
U.S. ARMY

Cool huh? I got it for free by sending something into the army. ^_^
dogtag by Dave February 22, 2004

local black guy 

Peter Griffin.

On that one episode where Peter Griffin learns that he has african ancestors, he is referred to on the news as "Local Black Guy".
"If I had black heritage I'd ask to be referred to this subtitle on the news as well. lol but then again I'm a weird person myself."
-me
local black guy by Dave February 18, 2004

shipping'n'handling 

An excuse for the manufacturer to make you pay more money to order a product.
"I know it's necessary but I hate to have to cough up a bunch of more loot just so they can friggin' package the thing in a cardboard box! lol "
-me
shipping'n'handling by Dave February 18, 2004

Henshin A Go-Go Baby! 

*What Joe says when he has enough power to transform into his superhero form, Viewtiful Joe.

*Popularized now as a phrase used as reaction to a positive moment, or to a moment of final preparations, etc.
"Henshin a go-go baby!"
-Joe after transforming into Viewtiful Joe

"Life is viewtiful. ^_^ "
-me
Henshin A Go-Go Baby! by Dave February 18, 2004