Uncle Sam

*A legendary figurehead of the United States. Although mythical, he is reported to have been a real person. Uncle Sam is basically a tall man with white hair (with a white goatee), dressed in the Red, White & Blue, with the Stars & Stripes as a huge hat. Uncle Sam, along with this description, is commonly portrayed as this old-looking, but tough-as-nails, figurehead pointing at you, the viewer of the poster, and below it he's saying "I Want You".
Uncle Sam basically represents the US Government, although he greatly represents the US Military.

*Sam Fisher's alias in a mission during Splinter Cell : Pandora Tomorrow.

*An appropriate name for anyone in the military named Sam. This name may not be appropriate for females named Sam though.
Libby-Lib : "*puts on Stars & Stripes hat and then points* I want you so I can screw your children over by sending them to ficticious wars!"
Me : "....not funny."

Me : "puts on Stars & Stripes hat and then points" I want you. ^.^
Hottie : "*has a confused look*"
by Dave June 29, 2004
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slanteye

Racist slur to refer to a person of oriental descent, be it Japanese, Chinese, Korean, etc.
"Damn slanteyes!"
-a racist dude
by Dave March 26, 2004
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Tomohawk

*A type of axe used by native americans.

*A type of radical hairstyle.

*The name of America's hi-tech cruise missile system, launchable by all kinds of weapons, such as naval craft.
"We don't need nuclear weapons; we got Tomohawks equipped with built-in infrared sensors and GPS control for pinpoint accuracy! This was displayed during Iraqi Freedom."
-me
by Dave March 21, 2004
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Yakov Smirnoff

Late Cold War-era comedian popular for the "In Soviet Russia" jokes.
"Yakov Smirnoff is now 54 as this word is defined."
-me

"In America, you watch television. In Soviet Russia, television watches you!"
-Yakov Smirnoff
by Dave January 06, 2005
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bali

a place where bintang exists... a really cool beer
by dave October 20, 2003
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floodweiser

canned water provided to hurricane victimes from budweiser
budweiser has donated another pallet of floodweiser instead of what the people really want, which is cold beer
by dave December 31, 2005
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Vash

The main character of Trigun, an anime series. Vash the Stampede is a man shrouded in mystery, but is instantly recognized for being someone with a $$60,000,000 (sixty-billion double-dollar) bounty on his head. This is quite contrary because....well, watch the show to see what I mean.
"Trust me on this! When I first saw the first episode of Trigun, I thought it was fucked up and absolutely bipolar! But you have to give the show a chance, and you will learn more and more about not only Vash the Stampede, but the show in general. And if you're an intelligent person, you can look into the show's powerful philosophy."
-me
by Dave June 24, 2004
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